by gwsuperfan September 9, 2009
Get the glennbeck mug.A nether region on the outskirts of reason where the ruling oligarhy entertains itself with mindless conspiracy accusations against its political foes. Virtually all of the population of Glennbeckistan is attracted by these pleasant fictions from the bordering states of Dumbfuckistan, Berzerkistan and Denial.
The preacher from Glennbeckistan condemned Santa to hell because he had the same letters in his name as Satan.
by Gearwonk March 5, 2010
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The alternate reality inhabited by teapartiers and fox news viewers in which the President is an illegal alien and medicare employs death squads to exterminate the elderly.
"So Obama sent the navy to blow up that oil rig so he could stop all offshore drilling."
"Dude, that's straight out of Glenbeckistan. Reality is this way."
"Dude, that's straight out of Glenbeckistan. Reality is this way."
by daecon May 20, 2010
Get the Glenbeckistan mug.slang for venereal warts (condyloma acuminata radio mendacious) commonly manifested as fat, soft, moist, pink, or flesh-colored gorgons, typically in the genital area. They may be bloated, gasseous, small or smaller. They often combine to form a large cauliflower-shaped blowhard of a rushlimbaughlike node known to give off noxious gasses and peurile nonsense; the only known venereal disease resulting from terminal onanism
by lexicali slim September 26, 2009
Get the glennbeck mug.1. v. To fabricate information to support an argument.
2. v. To draw an illogical conclusion from a series of premises that may or may not be true.
(1. and 2. can be modified to be used as a adjective, or adverb. see examples)
3. n. bullshit
2. v. To draw an illogical conclusion from a series of premises that may or may not be true.
(1. and 2. can be modified to be used as a adjective, or adverb. see examples)
3. n. bullshit
1. These facts have been glennbecked.
2. He said that apples are red and dogs are 10 feet tall, therefore Progressives are killing America? Wow he glennbecked that one.
Adj. That old guy rants with glenbeckish fervor
Adv. Nothing he said made sense, he spoke very glennbeckishly
3. His argument was filled with glennbeck
2. He said that apples are red and dogs are 10 feet tall, therefore Progressives are killing America? Wow he glennbecked that one.
Adj. That old guy rants with glenbeckish fervor
Adv. Nothing he said made sense, he spoke very glennbeckishly
3. His argument was filled with glennbeck
by 3 Headed Monkey May 22, 2010
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I was real drunk and and shit my pants last night, there was glennbeck running down my leg.
I was real drunk and and shit my pants last night, there was glennbeck running down my leg.
by DogAssDrunkShitPants May 30, 2010
Get the glennbeck mug.Fear of what Glen Beck will say; tends to afflict politicians and those operating in government circles. Symptoms include rapid onset of extreme changes in behaviour and/or staff resulting from the overwhelming fear of being criticized by TV news commentator Glen Beck.
US Agriculture Secretary Tom Vilsack forced the resignation of Shirley Sherrod, the department's Georgia director of Rural Development, before he knew the whole story due to glenbeckaphobia.
by claudel July 20, 2010
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