glennbeck

v. To rape and murder someone (especially a young girl in 1990)

If you don't shut up, I will come to your house and glennbeck your sister

glennbeck by gwsuperfan September 9, 2009

glennbeck

slang for venereal warts (condyloma acuminata radio mendacious) commonly manifested as fat, soft, moist, pink, or flesh-colored gorgons, typically in the genital area. They may be bloated, gasseous, small or smaller. They often combine to form a large cauliflower-shaped blowhard of a rushlimbaughlike node known to give off noxious gasses and peurile nonsense; the only known venereal disease resulting from terminal onanism

whoa, what's that on your blowhole- you've got glennbeck

glennbeck by lexicali slim September 26, 2009

glennbeck

1. v. To fabricate information to support an argument.

2. v. To draw an illogical conclusion from a series of premises that may or may not be true.

(1. and 2. can be modified to be used as a adjective, or adverb. see examples)

3. n. bullshit

1. These facts have been glennbecked.

2. He said that apples are red and dogs are 10 feet tall, therefore Progressives are killing America? Wow he glennbecked that one.

Adj. That old guy rants with glenbeckish fervor

Adv. Nothing he said made sense, he spoke very glennbeckishly

3. His argument was filled with glennbeck

glennbeck by 3 Headed Monkey May 22, 2010

glennbeck

A liquid form of feces expelled by sick or dieing animals.

My dog is real sick, it's ass exploded and i got spray painted by glennbeck.

I was real drunk and and shit my pants last night, there was glennbeck running down my leg.

glennbeck by DogAssDrunkShitPants May 30, 2010

glennbeckian 

often large in scale, characterized by John Birch Society paranoia, confusion of historical facts, latent racism, and sprinkled with ideas plagiarized from fringe religious authors, may be frantic and emotional or tearful with little or no rational basis

That crackpot conspiracy theory of yours is glennbeckian in proportion.

glennbeckian by fb47 February 25, 2011

glennbecking 

to state that you want to kill someone in public.

Joe: I want to kill my English teacher, Mr. Moore.
Frank: Quiet,if someone heard you say that you would get kicked out of school and have a record.
Joe: Oh, I was just glennbecking.

glennbecking by Reagan Santmyer July 24, 2006

Glennbeckistan 

The unpatriotic action of demonstrated a clear misunderstanding of governmental issues in an attempt to prove an extremely biased point.

Originally coined by Sen. Robert Byrd (D-W. Va.)

The Charleston Daily Mail's editorial on Senate procedures resembles more the barkings from the nether regions of Glennbeckistan then the "sober and second thought" of one of West Virginia's oldest and most respected daily newspapers.

Glennbeckistan by Glennbeckistani March 5, 2010