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All soft and cuddly, but you never get to be with one.
Dude 1: Hey bro you goin' out with that chick you told me?
Dude 2: Nah, She said she has to study coz her finals are comin up next month. I understand. Education is important, you know?
Dude 1 to himself: What a fuckin' looser!
Dude 2: Girls...
girls by morsemann May 14, 2008
Some are hot, some are not.

But if you are married, you better have a credit card.

If you're just dating, expect a bill.
Girl: "Oooh, look at that diamond necklace! Please get that for me! I need it for that party! Please?"

Husband: "Fine".

*credit bill comes in a week

girls...
girls by Rotex January 12, 2008
"It may have looked bad when police first arrived as my 'girls' were hanging out all over the place. I also had a $5 note wedged between my boobs..." from The Register, Oct 16, 2009, article: Oz driver prangs ute during 'amorous activities'
girls by Legende d'Urban October 17, 2009
I have used girls last night
Girls by lolololololololololo February 28, 2011
The biggest bitches of all time who are always moody as hell.
Girls are the best thing on the earth they area mixture of sugar and spice and everything nice.until you make one angry then they just become a complete B****!
guy in jail:hey that's a girl!!!Whoa i ain't seen one of them in a while.
girls by Jessica April 15, 2004