gingeritous 

(gin-ger-i-tous)a disease where your kids end up being a ginger (aka red hair with freckles). This disease is contagious if the father of mother of the child happens to be a ginger themselves.

"i hope i dont end up marrying a ginger or else my children will end up with a bad case of gingeritous"

gingeritous by hncjo777 February 5, 2009

Gingervitis 

The disease that causes non-gingers to suddenly turn into a ginger. Often confused with Gingivitis, a gum disease.

Ginger: If you don't stop being such a douche, I'll give you Gingervitis

Guy: Ok, ok, sorry.

Gingervitis by Ginger Hunter June 26, 2012

asshole gingivitis 

A disease in which the asshole region is stricken with multiple symptoms of illness, such as severe redness, appearance of sores or blisters, green fungus, acute pain whenever one sits down, or the insatiable urge to fill asshole region with Listerine or toothpaste. Is highly contagious and can be transmitted in multiple ways. So dangerous being in the same room with one who has A-ginge will result in at least the basic transmittance of qualities such as being stupid or a giant douche bag or excessively loud.

"Can Jimmy come out to play?"
"Sorry, Jimmy has to stay in bed. His doctor says he has asshole gingivitis, and should stay away from other kids."

Ronny was an employee at the Charmin toilet paper factory, but because he had an unreported case of asshole gingivitis, almost 5 million people complained of symptoms related to asshole gingivitis.

"Matthew, shut up. Stop making up stories about bumming Harry's mom up the ass. It's probably just an excuse for the asshole gingivitis you now have."

"Your asshole gingivitis is so raunch it's oozing out of your pants. And where is my mouth wash?"

asshole gingivitis by Steven G. September 4, 2008

gingeritus 

A terrible disease you get from being around ginger people to much.

Louis has gingeritus from being with his ginger girlfriend too much.

gingeritus by Muffinman94 November 23, 2009

Gingervitis 

Having lots of interest in gingers; men and women.

That ginger is giving me gingervitis.

Gingervitis by jadevooo December 21, 2018

gingerity

1. The state of being ginger, characterized by red hair and freckles. Used in the same context as "humanity," except that, because gingers are not human, a suitable substitute had to be created to delineate their superiority.
2. The awesomeness associated with being ginger, including the ability to steal souls.

The commoners were awed by his gingerity.

gingerity by Soul-stealing ginger November 18, 2013

gingitis 

A disease much like the plague, but, instead of dying, yoou suffer the rest of your life as a Ginger.

That poor guy. He contracted Gingitis.

gingitis by Moriarty221b October 29, 2014