backhanded gift

When you purchase someone a gift that benefits you more than them.

Jim: What did you get Molly for Christmas?
Dave: Celtics tickets!
Jim: Nice! Wait, does she like basketball?
Dave: I dunno, but I do! And it’ll be a “romantic” night out.
Jim: backhanded gift, nice dude.

by bitchpleeeeeease December 26, 2011

Cliff-mas Gift

What Cliff Lee gave to the city of Philadelphia by rejecting offers to play baseball for both the New York Yankees and the Texas Rangers.

Cliff Lee: "Hey Philadelphia, hope you're enjoying your early Cliff-mas gift."
Philadelphia: "Sure are. Let's celebrate next Cliff-mas with a world series ring."
Cliff Lee: "I love you, Philadelphia. Tell Brian Spaide he's the coolest."

by MikeC. December 15, 2010

giftgasm

The excited orgasm-like expression one gets upon opening a present; often used in the context of faking it.

I got the ugliest magenta sweater from my aunt, but the whole family's there at the party so I had to fake a giftgasm.

by H.C. S. June 16, 2008

giftb

Abbreviation for Grub It From The Back. Generally used to describe the act of oral sex on a female in the doggy style position. Commonly associated with women who are posteriorely endowed. If a chick has a bony ass and you GIFTB, you could get a black eye.

Also used in hashtag form on Twitter or IG pics denoting a desire to perform such act on the woman depicted.

Example: @ibellaan #GIFTB

Example: "Oh man, that chick has a fat ass... I'd grub that from the back!"

by Okjosue May 22, 2014

The Downhill Gifter

"The Downhill Gifter" - While you are giving someone oral sex - 1. Gently reach down and start to massage their feet 2. Then extend your arms fully behind you 3. Then lift upward 4. You should now be resembling a "Downhill Ski Position"

A girl sits pondering and penniless about what to get her boyfriend for his birthday... "Hmm, Well I know he wants to go skiing but we can't afford that... Maybe I could massage his feet? He does work really hard everyday... And every guy likes to get oral sex... Hmm..."... When the Birthday Boy comes home from work, he finds his girlfriend standing in the living room wearing a full ski suit, snow boots and goggles. A little thrown off at first, he says... "So, are we going skiing for my birthday after all?" She smiles back and says, "No... Not quite... :) "Its called The Downhill Gifter

by Maryjane* February 6, 2014

National Give your Girlfriend a Gift Day

Give the loved one of yours a gift!! October 24th is National Give Your Girlfriend a Gift Day.

Find something to give to her and appreciate the moment. National Give your girlfriend a gift day.

by jacob-ganes October 23, 2019

grifty

Shady, of suspicious character, untrustworthy

The guy who owns that shop is really grifty. I think his business is a front for illegal activity.

by T.M. Mann August 18, 2007