Giant Guard

A spray that is sold at a company for beds that is for warranties and nothing else. If you pee or bleed or jizz on the bed they will replace it.

Little Timmy peed his bed but its ok because we got Giant Guard so we will be getting a new bed!

by GiantPoopoo April 13, 2010

Giant Ambush Beetle

When something truly horrifying happens out of the blue, completely destroys you and wrecks your image. The only way a Ambush Beetle can be stopped is with a well timed INCINERATE (!), which in turn can be countered by a Mark of Asylum.

*Giant Ambush Beetle crawls out of drain*

Jake: OH MY DEAR FUCKING GOD, GIANT AMBUSH BEEETLE!
Chris: ... SHIT!
Jake: FUCKFUCKFUCK!
Chris: Right, let's just pray it doesn't have a Mark of Asylum :(

by Megan Fox! June 21, 2009

Giant Tiger

A Canadian store that sells lots of really cheap stuff, and tries so hard to be Wal-Mart, only not evil.

"Lisa just picked up three tank tops from Giant Tiger for like ten bucks!"

by Liza Bacon February 3, 2006

Giant Toscano Eating Bitch

A giant, pushy, stuffy woman, typically with an abnormally large ass, cotton pants, and a pushy attitude, who consumes (at times in mass quantities) the "Toscano" sandwich from the local Italian deli (which contains provolone cheese and spicy Italian sausage).
One can only assume that they also have a large turning radius, hence the "giant".

"That Giant Toscano Eating Bitch is back again!!"

or

"Most home ec teachers seem to look like Giant Toscano Eating Bitches."

by Jenburger January 2, 2008

Giant thumb in a turtleneck

Slang for penis

I don't see what the big deal is about a penis, it looks just like a giant thumb in a turtleneck.

by thumb in a turtleneck December 3, 2009

Giant eagle

place to work if u want to be raped by your boss. Also home of the happiest mother fuckers on the planet. If u want useless questions to be asked of u go to giant eagle

Nice tits at giant eagle

by Okay boomer69 December 16, 2019

giant tea

A very large cup of tea that is used in social situations to express relaxation.

"By gum, look at that relaxed man sitting in the corner with his giant tea!"

by John Keats December 9, 2008