GURULIOUS

"Guru is a learned man, He shares his knowledge and enlighten all ignorant and works for the mass uplifting of the society by imparting knowledge."

GURULIOUS is an adjective that describes anyone or anything that this applies to.

That MC who rocked the party was GURULIOUS.

by JoeDaGuru July 7, 2010

guru block

When a Narcissistic ex-teacher disowns a student for becoming an individual.
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"Hey, you lecturing at the convention this year?"

"Nah, I got serious guru block.."

by capsule May 28, 2016

Guru Bendamin

Sexiest guy in the room, super athletic, always thinking about the 1,768,893,238 possibilities for a chess game. Will one day take over the world, along with the other guru Tair-Chan. Sworn enemy of Jeff.

Ohh Guru Bendamin, help me with the maths equation...

by A smexy thing March 25, 2021

Gurupie

Those who are overly infatuated with the band The Guru. Gurupies are usually between the ages of 14-18. The word comes from the combination of the word groupie and guru.

The gurupies were all over us at that show.

by lelsea January 16, 2013

Gurujazzham

Gurujazzham is a person/thing who love to shit on the floor and eat it’s own piss

Your gurujazzham.

by NabmanTV July 14, 2019

guruchod

Guruchod (Goo-roo-Chod), Guruchode (Goo-roo-chode) and Guruchodan (plural) is a DEROGATORY terms for Sikhs, mainly those from Brampton, Surrey and Yuba City. It insinuates an individual who has sexual relations with Guru Gobind Singh. It was originally coined by the late RRB Sahab in the early 2000s when his grandson's friends required a comeback for Sikh students who kept calling them Bhaman as well as harassing them about 1984, and Indira Gandhi. The term Guruchod spread like wildfire across the greater Toronto area, eventually make its way to the west coast where there is large Punjabi diaspora settled in British Columbia and California.

1. Look at that hairy Guruchod over there.
2. I was talking to the Guruchode about getting a haircut yesterday.
3. Saala Guruchodan Na Hovey. Why can't they ever use soap when they shower?

by guruchod July 13, 2021

Gone Guru

The state of someone who has joined a cult , "alternative lifestyle" group, or some other transparent scam aimed at absolute morons, then tries to sell crap to anyone they can.

Applies especially to Homeopathy remedies and bizarre vegan diets.

"What the fuck? Why is this dumb bitch I barely knew in high school trying to sell me healing crystals?"

"Rachael? Yeah, she's Gone Guru."

by Opprobrium June 1, 2018