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Gone Guru

The state of someone who has joined a cult , "alternative lifestyle" group, or some other transparent scam aimed at absolute morons, then tries to sell crap to anyone they can.

Applies especially to Homeopathy remedies and bizarre vegan diets.
"What the fuck? Why is this dumb bitch I barely knew in high school trying to sell me healing crystals?"

"Rachael? Yeah, she's Gone Guru."
by Opprobrium June 1, 2018
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Gone Guru

The state of someone who has joined a cult , "alternative lifestyle" group, or some other transparent scam aimed at absolute morons, then tries to sell crap to anyone they can.

Applies especially to Homeopathy remedies and bizarre vegan diets. Will likely attack actual medicine.
"What the fuck? Why is this dumb bitch I barely knew in high school trying to sell me healing oils?"

"Rachael? Yeah, she's Gone Guru."
by Opprobrium June 1, 2018
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