reverse greetings

A way to say goodbye to a friend, relative or stranger.

Person: "Alright, I gotta get to class."
Person 2: "Awe, okay. Reverse greetings!"

by yongobonghoe June 8, 2018

a penis greeting

When she wakes up to morning wood and is surprised.

Who Terry he gave me a penis greeting this morning!

by Dinglerbingle June 3, 2016

ghettify

v. (from ghetto)

1. To allow or promote degeneration of a community, through the efflux of the middle class and legitimate business and the influx of a culture of poverty, crime, low ambition, shiftlessness, and bling. Opposite of "gentrify."

2. To modify a possession such as a car or sound system to reflect the styles of the aforementioned "ghetto culture."

1. "By 1972, the Crips had thoroughly ghettified Compton and all vestiges of the working population had fled west."

2. Shameel proceeded to ghettify his Honda Civic, adding platinum rims, a spoiler, a 500-watt subwoofer, and a custom paint job done by his dawg Kumar in exchange for "summa dat white stuff".

by Carl Willis February 12, 2005

Welf-a-ghetti

A play on words used to indicate the connection of Welfare people and Alphaghetti the popular canned food.

Ralph "Hey Timmy what did you get for lunch?"
Timmy "Alphaghetti"
Ralph "More like Welf-a-ghetti"

by exspence November 22, 2006

greeting orbit

When you're with someone and run into an acquaintance of his/hers. They exchange greetings, which leads to a conversation, and you stand there smiling like a dummy wondering if you'll ever be introduced.

We strolled through the crowd arm in arm, she knowing everyone and stopping to chat - me knowing nobody and in perpetual greeting orbit.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ October 24, 2009

Ghetti

A chill hang out where people smoke and drink and all good vibes

Maya and Abigail are having a ghetti tonight, who coming?

by petraaneskabestfriends May 28, 2018

Cincinnati greeting card

n. To leave one's flatus in an elevator prior to departing an elevator so that the new arrivals receive the essence of the Queen city. Greeting cards delivered anonymously are silent.

Dude, as I got off the elevator in the lobby this morning the CEO was getting on with like a dozen others. I left an anonymous Cincinnati greeting card for him to enjoy on his ride to the 12th floor.

by zehnmonkey September 15, 2011