A large breed of dog known in the winter, summer and fall as a german shepherd; it morphs every spring into a large ball of fluff that leaves wool on every available surface.
by Amperage September 27, 2007
Get the german shedder mug.A German Crossbow is a male masturbation act in which the individual inserts a toothpick (preferably the club sandwich style ones with the frilly plastic ends to stabilize the flight pattern) into the urethra and "fires" said toothpick via ejaculation.
"Watch me pop this balloon with my German Crossbow."
"My girlfriend has to wear an eye patch due to an arrant German Crossbow."
"The only thing that gets me off nowadays is a German Crossbow."
"Hey, hold my beer and watch me fire my German Crossbow."
"My girlfriend has to wear an eye patch due to an arrant German Crossbow."
"The only thing that gets me off nowadays is a German Crossbow."
"Hey, hold my beer and watch me fire my German Crossbow."
by Derelict-Dave December 6, 2015
Get the german crossbow mug.German Velcro; The Trifecta of intermingling substances e.g MDMA, Speed, Ketamine.
The power of all three substances when consumed concludes in a euphoric and positively triumphant feeling.
The power of all three substances when consumed concludes in a euphoric and positively triumphant feeling.
J-Dawg - "Hey, dude, why d'you look so god damn happy?"
P-Dawg - "Oh, I've been snorting that German Velcro all night long, guess that's why I'm so high! I feel great!"
"Jeez dude, I gotta try this stuff sometime!"
P-Dawg - "Oh, I've been snorting that German Velcro all night long, guess that's why I'm so high! I feel great!"
"Jeez dude, I gotta try this stuff sometime!"
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Get the Germanistan mug.After engaging in anal sex, the penis is dressed like German dish with sauerkraut and German toppings alike. The other individual performs fellatio on the German dish, which tastes similar to a regular German meal.
Most common toppings; Saurkraut, spicy mustard, cheese, and semen (best served hott)
Works well when accompanied with a Shitler (see term for more details)
Most common toppings; Saurkraut, spicy mustard, cheese, and semen (best served hott)
Works well when accompanied with a Shitler (see term for more details)
I asked this slut what kind of food she was in the mood for. She said German, so I parked the car and made her a German Taco. Lesson: Always keep sauerkraut in you're car.
by @Longhairshortd September 22, 2012
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She's the best girlfriend ever and loves feeding her constantly hungry boyfriend.
She's never satisfied and is always eating but never gains weight.
She loves a cup of tea and get's a headache if she doesn't have it.
Loves chocolate, Dorito's, crop tops, a good romance novel where people turn into wolves, 2000's/2010's pop music and not to mention a good movie, whether it makes her cry or laugh.
She's an expert kisser.
She can't sleep earlier than 2am.
Loves to laugh and make others laugh, she can make you laugh just by laughing.
She can make you smile, just by smiling. She has the most beautiful smile in the world ..!
She's generous, caring, loving and passionate. Loves her family to death.
Sexy as hell and looks good in those crop tops.
The most beautiful girl in the universe.
She's the best girlfriend ever and loves feeding her constantly hungry boyfriend.
She's never satisfied and is always eating but never gains weight.
She loves a cup of tea and get's a headache if she doesn't have it.
Loves chocolate, Dorito's, crop tops, a good romance novel where people turn into wolves, 2000's/2010's pop music and not to mention a good movie, whether it makes her cry or laugh.
She's an expert kisser.
She can't sleep earlier than 2am.
Loves to laugh and make others laugh, she can make you laugh just by laughing.
She can make you smile, just by smiling. She has the most beautiful smile in the world ..!
She's generous, caring, loving and passionate. Loves her family to death.
Sexy as hell and looks good in those crop tops.
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