jerk ma-gerk

to jerk off, or have someone else jerk you off

brian: I'm going to jerk ma-gerk when we get back from this tennis tournament!

or

do you wanna jerk ma-gerk?

by chi-hi tennis March 1, 2008

gerk your shirt

when you are chugging a beer too fast and it spills (or gerks) onto your shirt.

"DUDE! You just Gerked your Shirt!!!"
"Don't gerk your shirt!"
"Peter Gerked His Shirt!"
"She took a b to the fay too fast and gerked her shirt"

by Anna Kiser March 11, 2008

Gerked

I group of people who are autistic and beat normies up.

Watch out its the Gerked group!

by Eric Burke December 14, 2018

Gerk

To spew corporate jargon.

That meeting was a total gerk session. Does anyone even know what they talked about?

by Camptheman45 August 17, 2025

Gerk

meaning to get mad, and visually red, or to breakout in an emotion. Synonymous to crashout

Orry- you’re getting me really red and angry quit talking shit abt jojos!
Cormac- Yo quit gerkin.
Kianna- Yeah quit it, don’t wanna start a gerk-circ.
Adriel- I love gerking at night.

by krlstar December 15, 2025

gerk

Means to untie, unzip, unvelcro. Can be used to replace these words.

Your fly is gerked.
Don't gerk my shoe.
Raquel keeps gerking my lunchbox.

by TheAllKnowingFairyGodmother February 27, 2018

Gerk

A Mans Butthole in Jail

“Shut up before i get in your Gerk”

by V8DM_Clutch March 28, 2024