Genetified

The wierd and unnatural shit that scientists do with living organisms in order to create new kinds of living organisms that could make them and the corporations that they work for more money.

'Dude... this tomato tastes like lightning bug guts!'

'Yeah... they genetified it with lightning bug DNA so that it would glow in the dark so they could have migrant workers pick them at night!'

by Viewminder September 13, 2012

genetic lottery

Having a perfect jawline, clear skin, bright eyes and amazing hair

Damn, what does it feel like to win the genetic lottery, James?

by definictionist :) February 8, 2017

genetically modified asshole

when a persons genes are spliced influencing more of an asshole. Scientists believed the order in which to make someone more of an asshole was to genetically modify the recipients genes to attain the desired result of an asshole.

scientists took human cells and gentically modified them to create clones that would dispose of other human bred inhabitance.

by flack destroyer January 22, 2005

genetic confetti

male Sperm or female ejaculation come, cum, baby batter, DNA

Nicole was covered with genetic confetti after the orgy.

by Beachdet76 April 10, 2016

by genetics only

When a women is very manly in mannerisms, speech, and style of clothing but is indeed a woman because of body parts.

I am pretty sure Erin is the only woman who could kick my ass but she is a woman by genetics only.

by blitzone April 24, 2008

Dead end genetics

When a person has facial features so ugly, that nobody will have sex with them. Therefore, putting a dead end on their family tree.

Person 1: The reason why Katie won't go out with me is because of my ugly ass face!
Person 2: I think that's called "dead end genetics".

by Ironic depression January 26, 2017

genty

An exclamation of admiration and awe.

Wow she's so genty
genty baby

by genty baby October 23, 2007