Gaydar

Gaydar is the ''sixth sense'' that any gay man or lesbian woman has built into their genes that allows them to detect anyone within their immediate area who is also a ''member of the family''. Gaydar is NOT based on whether a gay man is flamboyant or whether a lesbian is masculine. Gaydar is activated and does detect other gays whether they are openly gay or not.

Maria: ''Angelo, I need you to tell me whether or not my new male friend is gay, because these days, one can never really tell.''

Angelo:"Maria, my gaydar has not gone off, so no, he's not gay. Trust me."

Maria:"Thanks Angelo. I knew that you'd tell me if my new crush really liked men more than he wanted to let on."

Angelo:"No biggie. What good is having gaydar if I can't use it to help my best girlfriend?"

by IkeishiiDai November 15, 2009

GAYMAD

GAYMAD is an acronym for "Gimme All Your Money And Drugs."This expression developed as a response to the established mantra of Peace, Love, Unity and Respect, (PLUR) an unofficial set of values in the rave and electronic dance music scene. GAYMAD is a humorous jab used by people disenchanted with optimism of PLUR and or the failure of ravers to recognize the selfish motives of themselves, individuals or segments of their community.

The term was first used by DJ McBastard on several rave discussion boards and subsequently entered the offline vocabulary of the Mid-Atlantic Region of the United States EDM scene. It can also function as a greeting.

"People complain about the vibe at this venue but then spend the whole night looking for drugs instead of dancing or feeling the music. That is GAYMAD in action."

"When I see an underage kid rolling at the rave this weekend, I am going to hug him so I can steal his wallet in the spirit of GAYMAD"

by Kye M. February 14, 2009

gaydar

Similar to Spidermans Spidey-sense, except where Spiderman's spidey-sense detects imminent danger, a gaydar detects a homosexual nearby, either thru hearing the tone of one's voice or observing the style of their movement, which sets off the realization that this person may prefer members of the same sex. (Being a homosexual, deal with the definition, because most should defend this one!)

My gaydar went off as a man in tight leather pants walked by.

by Khyber Kitsune November 18, 2004

gaytarded

This word can also be used when not even a modicum of political correctness is desired in one's speech. It is an expletive to be held in the bottom of one's bag of tricks and used particularly in emergencies. The professional may garnish with the "F word."

Jill: I hope someday all people will be treated equally and will treat others equally, even those of different races, religions, creeds, colors, shapes and sizes.

Jack: That is the most f*cking gaytarded thing I have ever heard.

by T Man August 22, 2005

GayMacFaces

A set of homosexual twins.

The twins Paul and Andy are real GayMacFaces. They are really hoping to spit roast louis spence.

by RyansGiggs September 26, 2012

gaydar

A person's gay-radar, A person's innate ability to accurately identify someone as a homosexual or not.

I've got a good gaydar. He's setting off my gaydar. My gaydar is on code red right now. She's got an overactive gaydar; she thinks everybody is gay.

by mikey Dizz October 24, 2008

gaydar

A radar detecting the homosexuality of someone or something. Gaydars are not physical devices, rather a small part of the brain used to factor characterisitcs such as voice, actions, excitement and tightness of pantwear together to get a gayreading. gaydars also do not measure any kind of speed, so don't be an idiot and see how fast you can pitch a baseball with it, or you'll lose it.

So you guys, does derek really walk the other side of the sidewalk?
Well, my gaydar on him is through the roof.

I hear Jane bats for the other team.
Hm, she does have a pretty high gaydar.

Tellitubies have the worlds highest possible gaydar.

by Sawyer June 16, 2006