Gaylord3000

An insult, often made jokingly and mostly on the internet. The '3000' refers to how some advertisers used to think putting '3000' or '2000' behind everything would make it cool.

<bob>: I just bought a FruitJuicer2000! :D
<pete>: stfu plz, Gaylord3000

Gaylord3000 by Neruo May 16, 2007

Gaylordo 

The original Gaylord
(As in Dracula to vampires)

Iain could be Gaylordo

Gaylordo by nickyt1 January 12, 2008

gaylords

Grand Avenue Young Lords | a Chicago street gang that started in the area of Grand and Noble streets in the early 1950s.

The Gaylords wear black and blue, or black and gray.

gaylords by Joe Barry August 13, 2003

gaylord

A lord of gayness.
One who is extremely gay
Childish form of douchebag
Someone who is really lame

my neightbor jim is a gaylord; he called the police when we had our party because he wasnt invited

gaylord by hbfir April 22, 2006

Gaylord Spelunker

The ultimate insulting nickname for a straight guy who is a complete and total fag.

Darrell is being such a fag lately, he is a complete and total Gaylord Spelunker!

Gaylord Spelunker by JackTors April 25, 2019

Cameron Gaylord 

A Person who is cooler than all around him. One who simply is better than all others. Lord of the fags.

Cameron Gaylord, oh how we worship you!!!

Cameron Gaylord by ClintCameron May 17, 2016

Gaylord Perry 

Hall of Fame baseball pitcher (inducted in 1991) who won 314 games and pitched for 8 teams, chiefly with the San Francisco Giants. He is best known for throwing spitballs, an illegal pitch doctored with foreign substances.

I reckon I tried everything on the old apple, but salt and pepper and chocolate sauce topping. - Gaylord Perry

Gaylord Perry by Jonah Falcon April 25, 2005