Dude, you seen Bob?
Only on the first of the month to get the mail! But I see he has taken up gutter gardening!
Only on the first of the month to get the mail! But I see he has taken up gutter gardening!
by Drowning clown November 21, 2015
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oh my oh my..how she loves Dougherty
She can waddle around, and assert her authority
To all of those tiles yet to be cracked...
Is a solemn warning, to all of the children she has snapped
Broken and shattered, innocent no more
At fault of the scary lady and all the colors of the rainbow she adores
But one day, one brave soul emerged
Casted down by a bean of, light sent from the heavens
The children cheered as if the slots had all sevens
A tall figure entered the room, with a small box in hand
Ms Gardiner screamed and threw a fit, but he ignored her every command
The class was astonished, shocked if need be, what could cause such pandemonium and distress
She walked over and swiped the box and held it to the class, she yelled and screamed until there was nothing left to say
When the smoke had settled there was nothing left, but an old box of Chick Fil A
oh my oh my..how she loves Dougherty
She can waddle around, and assert her authority
To all of those tiles yet to be cracked...
Is a solemn warning, to all of the children she has snapped
Broken and shattered, innocent no more
At fault of the scary lady and all the colors of the rainbow she adores
But one day, one brave soul emerged
Casted down by a bean of, light sent from the heavens
The children cheered as if the slots had all sevens
A tall figure entered the room, with a small box in hand
Ms Gardiner screamed and threw a fit, but he ignored her every command
The class was astonished, shocked if need be, what could cause such pandemonium and distress
She walked over and swiped the box and held it to the class, she yelled and screamed until there was nothing left to say
When the smoke had settled there was nothing left, but an old box of Chick Fil A
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John: Lady, your racist.
Mia: No! My gardener is Mexican! I have a Mexican Gardener. I'm not racist!
John: stfu and die
Mia: No! My gardener is Mexican! I have a Mexican Gardener. I'm not racist!
John: stfu and die
by vennyweenny September 24, 2023
Get the Mexican Gardener mug.1. The tiny gnomes found in a garden that are following me in the night and trying to steal my sanity.
2. The tiny garden statuettes that secretly placed a chip in my brain.
3. Any girl that is shorter than 5 feet that resembles the statues known as garden gnomes.
2. The tiny garden statuettes that secretly placed a chip in my brain.
3. Any girl that is shorter than 5 feet that resembles the statues known as garden gnomes.
by Bob December 20, 2004
Get the Garden Gnome mug.by Artie Kpipe March 29, 2010
Get the Gardak! mug.When a nuclear/atomic bomb is dropped, the smoke from the all the energy rises up and resembles that of a mushroom.
When many nuclear/atomic bombs are dropped, you now have what resembles that of a Mushroom Garden.
When many nuclear/atomic bombs are dropped, you now have what resembles that of a Mushroom Garden.
1. Japan decides to attack United States again for whatever reason, seeing as how they didn't learn the 1st time when only 2 bombs were dropped. This time United States drop a nuclear bomb on every single Japanese city; Japan now resemble a Mushroom Garden.
2. WW3 has went nuclear, every country that posses nuclear weapons launches them at their adversaries; the world now resembles a Mushroom Garden.
2. WW3 has went nuclear, every country that posses nuclear weapons launches them at their adversaries; the world now resembles a Mushroom Garden.
by iamwhoiamnot November 7, 2010
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1) The sex act that involves crossing the middle finger over the index finger and simultaneously crossing the ring finger and the little finger. Once completed, the garden weasel is inserted into a woman's vagina and ass.
1) The sex act that involves crossing the middle finger over the index finger and simultaneously crossing the ring finger and the little finger. Once completed, the garden weasel is inserted into a woman's vagina and ass.
Guy 1: "So last night I finally got the courage to try the garden weasel on Beth.."
Guy 2: "Really?? How'd that go for you? "
Guy 1: " She screamed and then karate kicked me in the balls." "I think I'll wait a week to try it again."
Guy 2: " Sweet."
Guy 2: "Really?? How'd that go for you? "
Guy 1: " She screamed and then karate kicked me in the balls." "I think I'll wait a week to try it again."
Guy 2: " Sweet."
by Croy33 March 9, 2017
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