An epic event, in which you and several friends each drink a twelve pack of beer, smoke a dub of weed, and eat a large pizza. You can stop one and start another task at any time, as long as they all are finished. When everyone is done, you all complete a 1000 piece puzzle together.
John: What are you doing tonight?
Steve: I don't know, I just moved into my apartment, and all I have is a 24 pack of beer, 4 grams of weed, a 1000 piece puzzle and some pizza coupons.
John: Well....wanna go see a movie?
Steve: Where the wild things are looks pretty badass.
Carl: Wait, you guys could do the gauntlet!
John and Steve: What's that?
Carl explains, then John and Steve both jizz their pants
Steve: I don't know, I just moved into my apartment, and all I have is a 24 pack of beer, 4 grams of weed, a 1000 piece puzzle and some pizza coupons.
John: Well....wanna go see a movie?
Steve: Where the wild things are looks pretty badass.
Carl: Wait, you guys could do the gauntlet!
John and Steve: What's that?
Carl explains, then John and Steve both jizz their pants
by Pearljammers November 2, 2009
Get the The Gauntlet mug.When a man has sex every night for a 5 days in a row with a different girl. He also has to secretly record it and have it reviewed by someone for authenticity.
Yo man. I just completed The Gauntlet. You'll never believe the bitches I did it with, too. You mind checking it out and spreadin' the word that the pussy pommeler is on the prowl.
by StewieIsBack February 5, 2018
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by Nozgaming June 11, 2018
Get the Infinity Gauntlet mug.The opposite of disgrunted, which means unhappy with the current situation or state of affairs. So, to be gruntled means to be happy with the way things are going; not upset.
Dawn: "I'm so totally gruntled today! Not a thing out of place!" Or: "Oh happy day! Color me gruntled!"
Friend: "Yeah, I hate it when you're disgruntled!"
Friend: "Yeah, I hate it when you're disgruntled!"
by amdawn October 2, 2009
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Get the infinity gauntlet mug.The most powerful weapon in the known universe. Anyone who has held it has obliterated themselves in an instant. If you are able to wield such a weapon, you are most likely stronger than god himself. It is googol^9999999999999 the power of a single uno reverse card.
by uno reverse card gaunlet April 16, 2020
Get the uno reverse card gaunlet mug.having unprotected sex with a particularly skanky slut you just picked up on a night out, and praying you don't catch any STD's (sexually transmitted diseases) from her.
Dude 1: Man, I fucked a mega hot chick last night.
Dude 2: Woah! did you bag up?
Dude 1: Nah, didn't have any rubbers on me so I was running the STD gauntlet.
Dude 2: You should get yourself checked out dude, you might have AIDS.
Dude 2: Woah! did you bag up?
Dude 1: Nah, didn't have any rubbers on me so I was running the STD gauntlet.
Dude 2: You should get yourself checked out dude, you might have AIDS.
by its-a me, mario! May 20, 2014
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