amdawn's definitions

fart-knocker

a problematical, difficult, bothersome, object, animal, person or situation

My (cat, computer, lover) is a major fart-knocker. This is a fucking fart-knocker of a day: the dog had kittens and refuses to take care of them.

by amDawn January 22, 2009

Gruntled

The opposite of disgrunted, which means unhappy with the current situation or state of affairs. So, to be gruntled means to be happy with the way things are going; not upset.

Dawn: "I'm so totally gruntled today! Not a thing out of place!" Or: "Oh happy day! Color me gruntled!"

Friend: "Yeah, I hate it when you're disgruntled!"

by amdawn October 2, 2009