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Q-gasm

-n The sensation one experiences while cleaning one's ear canal with a Q-tip.
Time for a shower and Q-gasm.
by Jo_Momma April 29, 2006
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half-gasm

when you're jacking off and you're not really feeling it yet but you cum anyways and you end up feeling horny again soon thereafter. usually happens when you're in a rush or about to get caught.
i was wacking it to some hot pics of jenna juggs 'til i heard someone knocking and i half-gasmed. total buzzkill.
by silly hats only October 20, 2008
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Shad-gasm

a Combination of an Orgasm and the Fear of Shad Speed, This combined makes a Shad-gasm, a very hilarious way to show fear among a group of people, mainly used by friends and relationships.
Person 1: I just had a Shad-gasm.
Shad: Thats what im here for ;)
Person 2: Thats just sick xD
by TheBlueFluffy September 8, 2017
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Shopping-gasm

The pleasure a shopper experiences when (s)he finds the perfect item or an incredible deal.
Oh, my GOD! Can you believe I found this Prada purse on the bargain table? I 'm having the ultimate shopping-gasm.
by Bill Bassett June 21, 2017
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e-gasm

1. Orgasm had during cybersex.

2. Orgasm had as a result of anything that happens online.

3. A sign that, just maybe, you need to get out more.
1. Who cares if that hot 15 yr old Asian girl was probably a 55 yr old fat man? I just had a huge e-gasm.

2. I was looking at some nice hardcore porn when I had an e-gasm.

3. I haven't had sex in 3 years, but I have an e-gasm every day... please kill me.
by asdf.what January 28, 2004
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Poop-gasm

The feeling of pure relief and the audible sigh a person makes when releasing a bowel movement that has been held in much too long.
After being stuck in a meeting for two hours Jack ran to the bathroom and had a poop-gasm in stall #2.
by Super Dave's Sidekick October 28, 2011
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Schuldiner-gasm

The feeling of euphoria and/or sexual stimulation upon hearing an especially good riff or breakdown written by Chuck Schuldiner, frontman of the american death metal band "Death".

A Schuldner-gasm may be followed by any of the following: Ejaculation, tears of joy, muscle relaxation, etc,.
I was listening to "Empty Words" by Death, and when the intro ended and went into the main riff, I had a Schuldiner-gasm and creamed my jeans.
by Kjriches June 14, 2010
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