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suck a golf ball through a garden hose

Vaguely homophobic insult, implying the guy being yelled at has great prowess and experience sucking dick
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Do you suck dicks?

Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, No, sir.

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Bullshit. I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.

Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, No, sir.
by zerglegacy February 26, 2017
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Garrett Watts

An actual ray of sunshine. Awkward king. Tall boyo.. We stan forevur.. hes is a thiccboyo,,,,,would smash...booty ten out of ten shells.........queen......harry potter.....ummmm..........andrews boyfriend.....jeffree husband........food..........I LOVE YOU GARRET....FOLLOW ON INSTAGRAM AND YOUTUBE......LOVE YOU
garrett watts isthicc
by sang yeon gil April 7, 2019
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Garden State Snorter

A sexual act where a women sucks off a man and when he is about to ejaculate he pulls out and puts the tip in her nostril then the women snorts the ejaculation spits it out of her mouth then catches it in her mouth and swallows.
Yo dude my girl was blowing me last night and right when i was about to cum i pulled out and she did the garden state snorter
by Evan Anthony Runfola March 17, 2022
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Armageddon garden

A garden you plant to sustain your life during the hard times your paranoid mind is telling will come soon, like world wars, alien invasions, dirty nuclear terrorist attack, massive chinese hacking or zombie pandemics.
Example: "When the grid goes down and lines of distribution are cut, we will have enough produce from our own gardens to keep ourselves alive" (from the Armageddon Garden Club).
by Hofesh November 14, 2011
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Gutter gardening

When someone does so little house maintenance shrubs grow from their gutters
Dude, you seen Bob?
Only on the first of the month to get the mail! But I see he has taken up gutter gardening!
by Drowning clown November 21, 2015
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Garrett

Garrett is chicken nugget king. Don't mess with his green beans either.
Garrett is so cool
by randomguy372 November 30, 2021
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Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann

(n.)

Something so awesome, so amazing, so epic, so badass and so manly that no word in any language has the power to fully describe something that unreachable. Hence, why it's Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann.
Whether it's laughable or irrational
This is the path that ALL great men walk!
If there's a wall in our way, WE'LL DESTROY IT!!
If there's no road, we'll pave it WITH OUR OWN HANDS!
The magma in our hearts is blazing like flames!
The perfect fusion: GURREN LAGANN!
Who...
...all of you...
THE HELL DO YOU THINK WE ARE!?!

~Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann
by SimonKaminaYoko August 11, 2008
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