Gront beans are an infliction women can often get in their genitals. Although not life threatening they do produce a strong odour, can stain, and be difficult to fully remove from carpets.
Meg was looking forward to Saturday where she would set some time by to sit in her favourite chair and flick out some Gront Beans.
by Touch The Clown August 15, 2009
Get the Gront Beans mug.The study of old people and how they become assholes, and get wrinkles and liver spots. Except of course for your grandparents who give you lots of money at christmas, unless they are assholes, or dead.
I want to get a degree in gerontology!
What the hell is that?
Its where I study old people.
Hey! Find out why gramps is an asshole all the time!
Old asshole wrinkle
What the hell is that?
Its where I study old people.
Hey! Find out why gramps is an asshole all the time!
Old asshole wrinkle
by MudkipzHax0rx September 11, 2009
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Gerontosexual is the meaning to be nonsexual/sexually attracted to someone older than you, usually 2/3x. it IS, usually defined as the "elderly", but if you're 18+, and want to shoot for 40, go for it. No shame, no game. It should just stay a preference, but I guess if it's ONLY people older than you, I want to make sure it's non-mocking the lgbtq+, and just how you roll! (Btw daily reminder to harass any Zoophile <3)
"I found out I was Gerontosexual when I first met my history teacher from my junior freshman year". (someone 18+)
"What the fuck :skull:. That's disgusting but ok".
"What the fuck :skull:. That's disgusting but ok".
by Steven Ogg Fan-Boy January 28, 2022
Get the gerontosexual mug.noun| A name for a stereotypical Millennial Soy Boy.
adj.| A person who acts like a Baby Boomer's depiction of a Millennial & lives off of Soy in their Starbucks coffee.
adj.| A person who acts like a Baby Boomer's depiction of a Millennial & lives off of Soy in their Starbucks coffee.
noun| "Garent wastes all his time writing on that blog of his, has he ever seen the sun?"
adj.| "God, our kids these days, always on their little phones. They don't know work ethic like us. I mean, mine is acting like such a Garent!"
adj.| "God, our kids these days, always on their little phones. They don't know work ethic like us. I mean, mine is acting like such a Garent!"
by Big Mistake Bud May 8, 2018
Get the garent mug.(1)A sexually transmitted infection (STI) caused by the bacterium Neisseria gonorrhoea. (2)A name given to the the few who abuse dogs for comfort, they usually end up in prison where they end up barking in excessive amounts.
by arnitsu June 25, 2010
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Gerontolit is going to be the Next Big Thing in publishing as the Baby Boom generation approaches senility. Cf. Kiddie Lit, Chick Lit, Women's Lit, Chicano Lit.
by lexomaniac October 22, 2011
Get the Gerontolit mug.A mock originating due to the Dairy Queen tradition where they flip your Blizzard upside down for a quick second before serving it to you, showing that it's really thick ice cream. Intended to use when your blizzard is already melted.
Me: *holds up upside down, trying not to laugh*
"It doesn't fall out, garenteeded-"
*melted blizzard plops onto table*
"It doesn't fall out, garenteeded-"
*melted blizzard plops onto table*
by mikisucc August 20, 2016
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