marshall wayne garland

the married guy

Marshall to drunk girl: "and do I look like a married man?"
Drunk girl with panties showing: "Yeah, you look like the married guy"

marshall wayne garland by dr scott March 4, 2004

Scott Garland 

A noob-a-tron-prime 10000 who sucks at cod games and yoda calls him "noob you are" he really really sucks at video games and he is the worst hacker out there and is a cum guzzler, he eats dick all the time which makes him the gayest fag out there and you need the worlds largest telescope to find his dick

Scott Garland is a noob-a-tron-prime 10000

Scott Garland by KDawg56 December 9, 2012

Austin garland 

A faggit that is super gay

He's as gay as Austin garland

Austin garland by Redneck132 February 20, 2018

Christian Garland 

A massive long haired short dicked faggot

Damn; youre such a christian garland

Christian Garland by Vect Misery May 26, 2015

Gianna garland 

Term used to say someone is confusing you with to many slang words

That girl is so Gianna garland

Gianna garland by Gianna garland May 31, 2015

Jess Garland 

A word used when a midget is having sex with an Asian.Name comes after the biggest prick to set foot on this earth,also plays runescape and roblox In her spare time cus she’s a sad introvert cunt

Connor xxxx: omg I had such a good Jess garland last night!

Jack ❤️❤️❤️❤️: my Asian bastard asked if I wanted to do the Jess garland what do I do??

Jess Garland by GordonraMSAAAAAY February 16, 2018

The Garland 

The best dance ever. Wave both your hands up and down at a time as your moving left and right!

Dang! Look at that bearded man doing that sexy garland dance! I can’t wait for fortnite to add the garland!

The Garland by Bejensnwmem July 8, 2018