Gurgling Genital Gargoyle

The Act of tucking your Cock and Balls in between your legs and backing up to a window with your ass and letting loose a G&L Fart.

Damn, he blew the windows out in style with a Gurgling Genital Gargoyle!!!!!!!

by T & E September 7, 2005

Gargoyle

A military code name/jargon for an enemy combatant in an elevated guard post.

Assassin this is Knife, I got two Gargoyles in that North tower. Marking them with my PEQ 2 now.

by Ghost Dancer March 8, 2011

gargoyle

The act of a drunk girl perched on the bathroom sink urinating because the stalls are full.

Damn, full house...I guess I can gargoyle the sink!

by campuslive.com January 4, 2010

gargoyle

To vomit and shit simultaneously

My shit stank so bad, it made me gargoyle on the bathroom floor

by Beg September 19, 2005

Gargoyle

The act of urinating in ones mouth, usually as a celebration, initiation or hobby.

Can involve multiple Gargoyler's when there is a chain of urine streams to mouths.

Did you see how stoked Ben was last night? He got naked in front of everyone and did the Gargoyle!

by 5033bradley November 21, 2011

Gargoyles

A US military slang term dating back to Desert Storm I (circa 1991) for a kind of wraparound sunglasses issued to personnel in the desert to reduce glare and prevent sun-blindness. May be derived either from a brand name or from the odd appearance they gave the wearer.

"When we returned from Saudi Arabia, the colonel gave a directive that we were to ditch our Gargoyles to maintain security. Our raccoon tansgave us away though."

by MAC-Gyver May 27, 2003

Gargoyle

An alcoholic beverage as dangerous as it is beautiful.
8oz of mountain dew.
1 scoop of Gatorade "Frost Glacier Freeze" drink mix.
A generous helping of lemon drop schnapps.

Dude, i just mixed Wendy a gargoyle. She's gonna get more drunk than a fourth grader off Four Loko.

by Odin1362 November 13, 2010