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Glizzy Gargoyle

A glizzy goblin that has graduated through the ranks of the glizzys and has reached the supreme evolution of a glizzy goblin.
Yo shes so good at being a glizzy goblin that she graduated to a glizzy gargoyle.
by DaddyTooraww November 11, 2020
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Gargoyle

The act of squatting over a sink full of warm water. Your balls should be completely submerged. If someone were to walk in on this cleansing act, they would think you resemble a gargoyle.

One can cover themselves in solidifying chocolate syrup and do a stone gargoyle.
Man, my balls were so sweaty, I had to pull a Gargoyle the other night.
by larper5000 October 15, 2010
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Gargoyle

A person who is constantly on their phone or mobile devices and so are no fun to talk to.

Popularized by Neal Stephenson's Snow Crash.
Dude, good luck trying to hit on that girl at the club, she is such a gargoyle.

"Gargoyles are no fun to talk to. They never finish a sentence. They are adrift in a laser-drawn world, scanning retinas in all directions . . . You think they’re talking to you, but they’re actually poring over the credit record of some stranger on the other side of the room."
by TheBigSmooth25 December 30, 2021
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gargoyle

a gargoyle is a stone carving, normally described as a grotesque human form, which was beleived to scare away evil spirits.
by crazy one June 29, 2004
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gagoogle

Gagoo is Tagalog for idiot or a-hole. So a gagoogle is someone too lazy to do his or her own research and has you do it instead.
Bob waited until the last minute to get directions for his meeting. The gagoogle made me get them from mapquest.

Frank is such a gagoogle. He played online games all morning and had me look for items for his term paper.
by Bryan M. August 31, 2007
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Gurgling Genital Gargoyle

The Act of tucking your Cock and Balls in between your legs and backing up to a window with your ass and letting loose a G&L Fart.
Damn, he blew the windows out in style with a Gurgling Genital Gargoyle!!!!!!!
by T & E September 7, 2005
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Gargoyle

A military code name/jargon for an enemy combatant in an elevated guard post.
Assassin this is Knife, I got two Gargoyles in that North tower. Marking them with my PEQ 2 now.
by Ghost Dancer March 8, 2011
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