Garfield
Garfield by my appendage is big September 15, 2008
Garfield
A sexual act involving shoving uncooked lasagna up someone's anus and waiting for it to melt inside, after which a man has anal sex with the one with lasagna in their anus. When the man nuts, the mixture seeps out and is basically a salty lasagna.
Jhon: Hey Dave, I heard you Garfielded Heather last night.
Dave: Yeah, doing the Garfield gets get to come every time.
Dave: Yeah, doing the Garfield gets get to come every time.
Garfield
the most retarded and un-funny comic in exsistance that somehow grosses ~1billion dollars a year on stupid consumers
Garfield by Both Chooch and Bambam June 12, 2010
Garfield
When a ginger shaves his pubes and doesnt brush them off and gets a blowjob from a girl therefore leaving hair in her mouth which she then chokes on and coughs up a "hair ball"
Garfield by The Anonymous Garfield Bandit November 5, 2009
Garfield
A pinnacle of virtue and masculinity, equipped with godlike physical strength, an unbeatable penchant for one-liners and more skills and talents than an orange, striped Swiss army knife on steroids. His many deeds are recounted in the works of the scribe Shakespeare Hemingway.
"Why have you not invited Garfield? Do you fear to face real man?" asked Queen Elizabeth II to Prince William with challenge.
Garfield by Thatdarnmeowth October 19, 2023
Garfield
Tom: "I'm so garfield right now bruh, like you don't even know"
Jack: "Bro quit playing, I'm so garfield I could eat 5 lasagna's"
Matt: "You garfield bro?"
Jack: "Bro quit playing, I'm so garfield I could eat 5 lasagna's"
Matt: "You garfield bro?"
Garfield by soGarfieldBruh October 1, 2014