Goose is a gander

Surprising someone with a thumb up the butthole when they're not looking, while exclaiming, "goose is a gander!"

Tiffany: "What the hell are you doing back there?"
Nora: "Goose is a gander!"

by norandtiff January 26, 2011

Goose Gander Cunt

Used to describe someone that doesn't understand that was is good for most people is also good for them; i.e.; what is good for the goose is good for the gander!

JB: Hey man, our supervisor is a dick, he treats us like shit but expects to be treated like a king!?!
L: Yeah, he is just a Goose Gander Cunt!

by DJ Talleo October 26, 2015

goosey goosey gander

to look at or observe something

"Bloody hell, have a goosey goosey gander at her tits, they're massive!"

by E_rike July 8, 2017

Greasy-Gander

When a gander isn't good enough for the young male, he initiates a greasy gander. He reaches under his pillow and grabs his war paint, while whispering "a gander is afoot". Upon equipping the war paint to his now partially naked body, paying particular attention to the arse and general arse-area (on the arse, not in the arse!!) the young buck then makes it his mission to sneakily spy on fit birds all evening, without being compromised (Usually from bushes or behind curtains). Once the greasy gander is underway, not even spanking the "greasy badger" would be enough to stop this act of high level pervery on fine young women.

Steve says to Mike: Hey Mike, I'm off down to the shops do you wanna come?
Mike: Yeah, so long as we can pass the netball courts; I fancy a queer Greasy-Gander Mr Steve.
Steve: Alight Mr Mike, let me just finish up spanking this greasy badger and I'll be right with you.
... Some moments pass
Steve: *now donning a tophat and monocle* Could I have a hug Mr Mike?

by deltaforce_dfb February 20, 2019

proper-gander

proper-gander: the art of relentlessly searching for something important which has gone missing, been misplaced or the current where-about's is unknown.

"Hey has anyone seen my wallet I can't find it anywhere!"

"Are you sure you can't find it, have you had a

proper-gander?"

by Torpedo_74 December 20, 2010

hand-gander

The act of browsing with one's hands.

"Hey, Theodore, what is that sticking out of your pocket?"
"Well why don't you come over here and take a hand-gander?"

by TheLolmighty January 11, 2014

goosey gander

To walk around a certain area with no intention of going anywhere definite, almost like a goose wandering around a river bank pooping in random spots and harrasing little children but then waddling away somewhere else or better known as a goosey gander.

"Hey Alan coming for a goosey gander around town to check out the booty" "yeh man sounds good to me"

by Speedygonzalez July 20, 2015