gandalf

a gent with long grey pubic hair

you gandalf cunt and grey pubed mother fucker

by THE PAMSTER May 21, 2007

Gandalf

Something which kicks your (fucking) face off. Amazing.

"Did the DJ kick your (fucking) face off?"
"Yes, he was fucking Gandalf!!"

by Sigmund Freud November 03, 2004

Gandalf

A resident of the FFShrine message board and Rotten Tomatoes. The biggest flaming homosexual on earth, who yet claims to hate anal sex.

Gandalf is such a flaming homosexual.

by Sarah February 07, 2005

gandalf

The sexy old man of LOTR. although hes completely gay, he doesn't go for his co-worker, and also gay elijah wood. (elijah's with sam!!)

Gandalf is the fucking coolest old man ive ever seen.

by duxchic17 May 16, 2004

gandalf

A marijuana pipe.

I've got a gandalf in the car if you want a hit.

by JimmyCurn1 January 13, 2008

Gandalfing

A Sex act that entails spreading ones asshole and yelling “You Shall Not Pass!” directly into it.

Kerry (a short squat hobbit looking girl) is bent over by a man that looks like Ellen Degeneres. He spreads her asshole and yells YOU SHALL NOT PASS directly into it. He has just gandalfed her. He has done the sex act Gandalfing.

by Tizms September 28, 2017

Gandalf

The act of shooting seaman on a women's chin area so that it drips off looking like the long white beard of Gandalf.

Great Gandalf, your seaman makes me look like an old wizard

by Titsmcgeesax October 07, 2010