gaykeeping

gaykeeping is liking someone so much that you start gatekeeping them. it only applies to gay crushes.

“i am gaykeeping maddie.”

by myquake May 14, 2022

Gaykeeping

The art of one heterosexual man rerouting another from his romantic obligations — often by delaying or interrupting plans with his girlfriend — in favor of sacred bro time.

Sorry dude, can’t let you leave yet — this is peak gaykeeping hours.

by unhingeddefinitions February 6, 2026