Kevin Garty

Being a Kevin Garty is being an elitist, narcisistic trust fund baby who causes unnecessary drama through lies, manipulation and bully tactics.

Wow dude, seriously, you are being a Kevin Garty right now. Get away from me you phony black belt!

by Clampus March 30, 2023

narfle the garthog

My friends and I picked up this phrase from the Coneheads movie in the early 90's. We adapted it to make fun of the guys hooking up with less than perfect girls out at the clubs or where ever.

Hey Atz what is Tim doing with that hosebeast over there?

That fool, he's trying to narfle the garthog.

by Atzlan Masobwikam July 17, 2004

Garth Algar

Refers to "Garth Algar" from waynes world.

When someone does something so radical and awesume

Dude, that was so Garth Algar!

by Slintbug December 11, 2004

GWAR

A sweet ass band created by their Master to wipe his ass after he took a sunday morning turd and spawned the universe.

Gwar are Kick ass

by Colonel Ames November 5, 2003

gnarthritis

Inflammation of a joint usually characterized by swelling, pain, and restriction of motion due to being to damn gnarly.

Man I have been skiing so hard today I think I am developing gnarthritis

by buttz January 2, 2008

gwar

first off, gwar is not an acronym for anything. it doesnt mean god what an awful racket, nor does it mean gay women against rage. there are others. the word is simply a power laxative, something you exclaim if you are having a hard time on the toilet. i know this because i asked dave brockie himself. second, gwar is the best band in existence. if you dont agree, go see them live and tell me otherwise.

HOLY CRAP! GWAR just killed the pope and is haveing sex with his open skull!

by Pumpkinhead May 13, 2005

Gwargasm

meaning to "fail miserably". can be used of in place of "fail" or the ever popular "PHAIL!"

"man, this thread has been a huge gwargasm."

"this was a gwargasm of epic proportions"

"you really gwargasmed that"

by DDDDDDBE June 4, 2008