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e-grope

To post an unsolicited flirty message on someone's social networking site, i.e. Facebook, MySpace, etc.
"Dude, she knows your married, yet she continues to e-grope you every chance she gets."

"I need to un-friend her cuz it's starting to piss my wife off"
by The bigjoe December 7, 2009
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classy grope

A discrete grope, initiated by either the man or the woman, that goes unnoticed by those around you due to its discretion. This grope is typically done rapidly and leaves the victim feeling confused and mildly aroused.
Yea, but it wasn't as bad as the first guy. It was more of a classy grope.
by Dukes by Daisy April 25, 2011
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Eye Grope

The act of molesting another person with one's eye, generally in a groping motion.
Ty likes to eye grope my face!
by windowkicker December 20, 2010
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gudgeon grope

lengthy search for a not so lenghty penis; gudgeon,with dissapointing results
Sally went for a gudgeon grope on Bill and came up empty handed
by DadddyO August 12, 2006
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comfort grope

the act of whilst comforting someone who is grieving for a variety of reason you comfort them starting at the shoulder and then progress down the posterior aspect of a person's body and in a clean sweep surreptitiously grope their urogenital/anal region
did you see ranjith , he just comfort groped marjerie what an entrepreneurial person of ethnic origin
by creature from the abyss February 9, 2010
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group grope

That project I inherited from Ruben Polelockski to finish was a real group grope!
by Jake Brundle December 3, 2006
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National dick grope week

October 6-12 is the week you get to grope anyone dick
I can’t wait till its National dick grope week
by Ass slapping October 3, 2019
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