snatch gristle

The labia minora, or inner lips, of the vagina; especially those that protrude beyond the labia majora, or outer lips, of the vagina and resemble the tough elastic cartilage of meat.

Damn! I almost choked on that bitch's snatch gristle!!!

by The Captain January 22, 2004

Jazz-gristle

A form of little-known jazz pioneered in the 1950s, combining earthy African-influenced rhythms with an ostentatious reflection of the growing materialism of the age.

The New Orleans jazz-gristle scene simmered in the summer of 1954.

by JimmyAtWork May 13, 2009

Christmas Gristle

When you receive a lot of great gifts for Christmas, or for any holiday or special occasion, then you open up the last one and it is awful. Its like when you almost finish eating a good chicken sandwich and the last bite is gristle.

Friend 1: My mom got me a PS4, a new car, and a pair of underwear.
Friend 2: Aww man you got some Christmas Gristle...

by Tubahokie96 December 16, 2014

Half Gristle

Having half an erection, or feeling fiesty.

She walked around the corner and I was on her with a half gristle.

by Cord Crampton December 31, 2006

Fanny Gristle

The flaps beside the love hole are more fondly known as Fanny gristle

She had a lot of fanny gristle

by Stewart Smith February 10, 2004

throbbing gristle

Noun - 1. the male reproductive organ; penis, dick, cock, shaft, johnson, fuck stick, weiner, willie, pole, wang, etc.

verb - 2. The act of spreading steaming hot clam sauce on a penis before anal insertion.

1. That throbbing gristle is a penis. 2. Whoa, that's my throbbing gristle! 3. He gave me a throbbing gristle and I almost shit the bed.

by Rex Havoc April 20, 2007

penis gristle

A chunky crunchy substance that comes from the penis. It tastes like a combination of scrapple and peanut brittle.

Dude, this shit tastes like penis gristle.

by Jester the Moe lester March 1, 2014