puff a gort

to smoke a cigarette

"wanna puff a gort?"

by Foothills November 19, 2012

Gort

The act of torture involving the goat mammalian species.

Him: you ever hear of goat torture?
Her: gort.

by Gortchorter December 03, 2021

Gorting

The act of being secretly gay and annoying simultaneously. Commonly seen in those named Gerald.

Gerald was gorting last night I caught him starring at me

by Kitty Kage June 09, 2023

GORT

The ultimate complimen

Person 1: Yo can I have some money
Person 2: sure
A few minutes later
Person 1: here’s your money
Person 2: thanks you’re such a GORT

by I have ✨mental breakdowns✨ September 16, 2020

Gort n' Gop

When you sever the left big toe and the right pinky toe of a individual who you strongly dislike, and surgically reattaching them to the opposite side. Also a dish best served with a chocolate drizzle.

Becky is so rude! I'm gonna give her the ole gort n' gop.
I'm hungry, I think I want a gort n' gop

by sodagutshat May 01, 2024

gort

to summon your big black ball muslim friend

adam: gort
ruslan: alright i’m hopping on xbox

by penisballlicker90000 December 27, 2022

Gort

The act of scquimping on the spoug𝛜s

Jakobi gorts everytime he watches Rick and Morty

by luqucavious1234 October 19, 2023