Gort

The act of bulking on greens, then holding in your shit for weeks, then jerking off your thick chode until green thick goo comes out.

Damm Evan, always trying to gort.

by GDraz March 17, 2025

gorting

swagging out

yeah dude i'm totally gorting right now

by thosdev August 10, 2021

gort

to summon your big black ball muslim friend

adam: gort
ruslan: alright i’m hopping on xbox

by penisballlicker90000 December 27, 2022

GORT

The ultimate complimen

Person 1: Yo can I have some money
Person 2: sure
A few minutes later
Person 1: here’s your money
Person 2: thanks you’re such a GORT

by I have ✨mental breakdowns✨ September 16, 2020

Gort

A terrifying creature of several magnitudes.

his crimes include:

-Several counts of murder
-The authorization of exterminating several races and ethnicity's
(the list goes on)

Oh no its GORT!!!

by Dicknballslord90006969420elon^ May 31, 2022

Gort

The act of scquimping on the spoug𝛜s

Jakobi gorts everytime he watches Rick and Morty

by luqucavious1234 October 19, 2023

Gort

The act of torture involving the goat mammalian species.

Him: you ever hear of goat torture?
Her: gort.

by Gortchorter December 3, 2021