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Praying to the Porcelain Goddess

v. vomiting, throwing up (porcelain refers to the toilet)
I ended a night my debauchery by praying to the porcelain goddess.
by P Lopez May 30, 2006
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Godless Serpent

An otherworldly creature that shouldn't have the liberty of walking amongst mere mortals due to its actions or words.
"Go make me a damn sandwich, you godless serpent!" The godless serpent releases an uncontrollable struggle and proceeds to complete its duty.
by mtalbs5 May 15, 2011
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nature goddess

A beautiful, often ancient immortal woman, who more than likely looks like Poison Ivy from Batman. She is a protector of forests, trees, natural resources, and animals, all of which she can probably both communicate with and understand. She hates human beings, since we've ruined a lot of the Earth.
"Oh my god! That woman has green veins going through her skin, and either her pack of hungry wolves will eat me or her venus flytraps will!!!"

"Dude, first off, she's a nature goddess. And second, it's not my fault you didn't join ASPCA."
by Darklightinthenightstar June 13, 2014
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a goddess from Athens

a female that's great, even absolutely amazing, in bed, the exact opposite of a mediocrity from the suburbs.
any girl, before becoming a goddess from Athens needs to have her carnaldestism first.
by Sexydimma June 15, 2014
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CHOCOLATE WEAVE GODDESS

The. Sexiest. Male. To. Exist. Ever.
CHOCOLATE WEAVE GODDESS: (insert picture)
Me: OMFG YOU ARE SO SEXY. MARRY ME PLEASE PLEASE.
by CWGfangirl[LOLJK] January 21, 2009
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porcelain goddess

Referring to the toilet, especially when highly intoxicated and on the verge of vomitting.
Dude 1: Dude, last night was crazy. What happened?
Dude 2: You were so drunk, you were pretty much worshipping the porcelain goddess the entire time, dude.
by Eduardo III July 4, 2005
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Big Booty Puerto Rican Goddess

When you even mention the name all men around will instantly orgasm.
Oh did you here about that big booty puerto rican goddess----- OH MY GAWD
by Dante_ Lover_69 March 22, 2020
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