goal stole

The act of tapping the ball just before it goes over the line even though it was already going in. This mean the goal now goes on the record of the last person to touch the ball. Hence that person just 'goal stole'

Damn that b**** just goal stole off me!! and its the finals too!

by Damn Right xxx October 8, 2011

goal post

A tattoo located on a girls lower back(tramp stamp) used as a marker for ejaculation when having sex doggie style.

"Dude, i was tapen it from behind and i tottally made it over the goal post."

by gothicprincess29 July 21, 2006

Goal post

(n). The spoiler on the back of a souped up 4 cylinder car. Often bigger than the car itself.

Whoa. Did you see the size of that goal post on the back of that go kart on the interstate?

by boggler February 20, 2019

goal shorts

shorts you buy that are a bit too small and your goal is to lose weight to fit in them.

"oh my god! i finally fit into my size 7 goal shorts!"

by Alice13193 April 15, 2014

Goal-dem

To be apart of a circle of people who reach for their goals.

A community of people who all have a common thread for making their dreams happen.

That’s my goal-dem! They make shit happen.

by pinklemonaide_co October 23, 2017

Goal Model

Someone older than you, living their best life unashamedly.

Did you see Nanna Maureen? She was so drunk at the wedding that her and Doris popped out and went to the hotel gym to have a play on the rowing machine!

That woman is my Goal Model!

by Oogaflugen August 8, 2020

goal angel

Term used to describe soccer goalies who go to exceptional lengths to save the ball.

Teammate: “David was a real goal angel last night. He had 13 saves!”

by AkiraSJW7 November 9, 2020