Gripping the Pole

1. Gripping your penis; typically done when deciding to masturbate or not.

Dear Ex,
I was gripping the pole last night and my shit grew at least 3 inches.
Ps. Fuck you

by PussyMuncher345 April 5, 2017

gipping and handling

Derisive/resentful term which refers to the perceived act of swindling someone out of money through the misuse/abuse of postage-fees as a sneaky way of making excessive profit or otherwise "coming out further ahead" than is fair. Usually accomplished in two "opposite" ways, either by:

(1) a money-hungry mail-order company's charging excessive postage-rates as compared to the company's actual cost to ship merchandise (such as charging s&h merely based on the order's monetary total instead of the actual merchandise-weight, or claiming that the shipping-weight of a few rubber bands or a matchbook-sized pack of film-splicing-tabs has a shipping-weight of one pound, when any blockhead would know that they could just stuff the feather-light items into an ordinary letter-size paper envelope), especially with the bulk-rate/volume-discount postage deals that big corporations typically get from their shipping-services, or
(2) a stingy/disgruntled customer's purposely sending less funds for postage than the company specifies, with the smirky idea that the company will not want to risk offending the customer and causing him to cancel his entire order --- and then probably take his future business elsewhere --- by their whiningly contacting the customer or returning his order to ask for more funds.

The "gipping and handling" strategy can be a highly effective/successful countermeasure to use when ordering from companies that charge exorbitant postage-fees merely in an attempt to make additional "free 'n' clear profit" from unused postage-funds. What you do is draw up a fairly "large" order --- i.e., one that involves maybe fifty bucks or more (either by ordering one or more expensive items or a bulk-purchase of cheaper items, so that it totals a sizable amount), and thus will be sufficiently "tempting" to the company to make them reluctant to risk "losing" the order by upsetting you in any way. Then you just "accidentally on-purpose" neglect to use the company's "official" printed order-form that came with their catalogue --- you instead just use ordinary lined paper of your own to write out the order, and so your order-sheet no longer contains the company's shipping-rates chart, allowing you to simply write in your **own postage amount** after the subtotal! Oh, sure --- the company is probably gonna include a "debit memo" notation at the bottom of your invoice when they ship your order, but that's of no concern of yours at that point, since --- ha ha ha! --- you already have your merchandise, and so you can simply ignore their blubbery request! Awwww.... you greedy fat-cat CEOs didn't get your extra profits from **me**, the way you do from all of your other "sucker" customers --- too bad, so sad!!

by QuacksO November 22, 2017

GLOPPIN BOOPIN

-l FUCK ME IN THE ASS AND CALL ME SALLY👍

Omg com
A GLOPPIN BOOPIN

by Big toe 115 December 2, 2018

Gripping

Firmly holding the attention or interest; exciting

- Did you watch the new movie of Spiderman?
- Yeah, I did.
- Was it good?
- It was absolutely gripping.

by The C2 Master January 7, 2022

nigga gippin

1- Fucking with assholes.

2- Gangster behavior/gangster talk

(AS USED ON THE VERY POPULAR FACEBOOK PAGE, GANG)

1- Yo, Ben. Let's go be Nigga Gippin dose fuckers over there.

2- Sup mang, gotta 420, mang. Smokin on good Jamaican, gotta get mah fuckin gun mang, pussy little bitch, always doin shit for the hood, mang...

by R-e Miller January 26, 2014

Gripping

What sexy women do to wood grain or dominic black dick

Nothing like gripping dominics hard dick right before he shoots a fuckin load

by Bend over and take it raw February 17, 2021

Glopping

Glopping is slang for menstruation, aka having your period or being on the rag. Women often prefer this to more vulgar terminology because it can be used in public or as an inside joke.

"She is really cranky because she is glopping this week."

derivative usages:
"have a hemogloppin day".
"its Gloptoberfest in my house this week".
"next week is Gloptober".
heavy flow days may be described as "gloptastic"

by Vapor162 September 6, 2013