cowpers gland

It’s in the male reproduction system

Hey nick I have my own cowpers gland up my butt

by nicholasJrtheLLAMA January 21, 2018

carrot gland

The Carrot Gland that creates diced carrot on demand for inclusion in vomit.

After a big night on the piss, my buddy threw his guts up all over the footpath. The volume of carrot indicated that his carrot gland was in good working order.

by Ben March 14, 2005

Whomp Gland

A gland that allows you feel intune with your beats.

This song is turning on my Whomp Gland.

by Frekon February 27, 2010

Sass Gland

A gland near your pancreas about the size of a potato that controls your sass.
When you're extra sassy, your sass gland is seeping.

Sam: Hey Tipper, have you talked to Marcia yet today?

Tipper: Yeah! She's extra sassy today...her Sass Gland must be seeping!

by SMC42 October 14, 2011

Piturity Gland

A slimeball lodged in peoples' brains to brainwash them when they become adults.

Grown-ups use their piturity glands to sacrifice their practicallness for height.

by TanooKirby May 17, 2003

niggie gland

Niggie gland are the little black person living in the back of a humans brain telling you to take the dollas.

My niggie gland are talking give me all your money

by ThatPersonYouLove April 2, 2014

Fa-giggly Gland

what a person would blame their uncontrollable laughter. When a person cannot stop laughing, no matter what they try to do to stop it.

"I am sorry. I blame this all on my Fa-giggly gland."

"My Fa-giggly gland is is not working properly, I cannot stop laughing."

by manders07 August 20, 2009