Girlfriend 

Those creatures that will suck the life out of you along with the remaining cash in your wallet.

Guy 1: I want a girlfriend

Guy 2: Oh no you don’t, trust me on this one bud
Guy 1: Why would you say that?
Guy 2: One word, periods.

Girlfriend by h20polo1717 May 18, 2021

girlfriend 

Usually, some poor excuse for a sex based relationship, though this is disguised in supposed 'love'. No, I'm not bitter, I can just observe that 95%+ of 'relationships' are total horseshit.

If you don't use your brain and understand your partner, don't expect any more (or to be any more) than your average 'girlfriend'.

girlfriend by Shadow Creator January 11, 2008

girlfriend 

The keeper of one's manhood(balls) for a period of time until one either commits to marriage and chops them off or ends the relationship

"Jon has no testicles, he has a girlfriend"

girlfriend by Ray October 22, 2003

Girlfriend 

1. One of the greatest things a man can experience!

2. The most painful thing a man can ever encounter in their entire life.

3. Linked to one of the scariest things a man can find.

4. The most expensive thing a man can get.

1. Guy 1: Dude! You have no idea how good you have it!
Guy 2: I know, my girlfriend is the best! I can't ask for more!

2. Guy 1: Dude, are you OK?
Guy 2: No, my girlfriend just dumped me. She was cheating on me for a year!

3. Guy 1:Why are you so tense?
Guy 2: My girlfriend's dad! He scares the shit out of me!

4. Guy 1: Hey, can you give me a few bucks to take out my girlfriend?
Guy 2: Sorry man, my girlfriend raided my wallet.

Girlfriend by DarkDestroyer95 March 25, 2009

girlfriend 

A member of society that is constantly hated by her boyfriend's mother for no apparent reason.

The mother hates the girlfriend just for existing.

Mother: "Why are you dating your girlfriend? She's the devil and I cannot stand her. I want you to break up with her!"
Son: "Mom, I've been with her for 4 years. Why can't you learn to like her?"

girlfriend by hatedbyamother December 6, 2009

Girlfriend 

A female partner , which A redditor wont get

Person 1 : Yooo i got A girlfriend

Person 2 : Quit lying your A fucking redditor

Girlfriend by Never gonna give you up November 23, 2020

girlfriend 

The greatest thing in the world. But as a fellow man i am warning you it isn't worth the pain of when you loose them.

I am in love with my girlfriend.

girlfriend by GFdd June 4, 2007