slippery gertrude

It is the ultimate sexual act where a man ejaculates onto a drum stick and then shoves it up his wife's pussy. The wife then menstruates into a box of stove to stuffing and they stuff that inside a whole duck. They bake it then proceed to eat the meal. They eat nothing else until the meal is excreted. They use the oil from the excrement to make a lubricant. AKA the slippery gertrude

For thanksgiving this year, me and my wife doing the slippery gertrude.

by Ashiok January 17, 2021

Geryes

A stunning individual, very charming, and incredibly hot. Smart and creative. Boys want to be like him. Girls go crazy just to be with him. He is certainly a very special person. His hottness is so unbelievble, his pictures are dangerous. Teenage girls have pictures of him on their wall. The rest is for you to discover, there is so much to say about Geryes.

Wow.. you look great but not as much as Geryes!!
Ohh Geryes.. you blow my mind

by Gman9912 June 15, 2013

Gertatude

When your sassy inner minx is about to bust out. You automatically KNOW (think) you're the best at dancing, drinking, flirting, boss ass bitch-ing, comeback killing, and slaying bitches.

*form of euphoria

*alpha of all forms of females... Actually of everything in the universe.

*opposite of a basic bitch

*hottest girl feeling herself at the party!

Walked into a black light party and instantly turned on my Gertatude!

by Gertysareus1 September 1, 2014

germya

Germya is a beautiful, young lady, emerging into a strong woman. Her past isn't so clear, but her future holds many opportunities. She only wishes people surrounding her are loyal. She owes nothing to anyone but herself, but cares for others. Warrior Princess

"You can do it, Germya!" Germya looks so cute today!

by GivingyouthebestthatIvegot December 3, 2018

Gery :]

Gery is the best person ever. She is so fucking amazing. Shes beautiful, funny, talented, shes just so perfect for me. I love you so much <3

Me: Look it's Gery :! She's so pretty :)
P2: Yeah! She is!

by annananannabanana September 5, 2021

Gerta

Gerta, a beautiful woman who enjoys her life and doesn't let anyone get in her way. Gerta loves social media, soccer, dance or gymnastics. She loves her country family and friends!

Boy: WOW LOOK AT Gerta SHES SO PRETTY

Girl: I know!

by Koala123🐨 November 5, 2017

Gertrude and Jimmy

People who you love and love to hate. They are that guy or girl who you were sort of/kind of romantically entangled with, who you now just kind of hate, but still want to do. If you know Gertrude or Jimmy you probably want to fuck them and you also probably want to fuck them over. Because, basically, that's the type of people they are---fuckers.

Dear Diary,

New Jimmy. Slowly hating him. While simeltaneously liking him very very very much. Ahhh, I'm fucking angry. Fuck Gertrude and Jimmy!

by BerthaGertrudeJimmy March 7, 2008