gamer hair

The indentation that a gaming headset makes in your hair if worn to long.

Dude how long were u playing last night, you have some serious gamer hair.

by Robert McQ March 26, 2008

Gamer Dementia

Coined by Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, it refers to when a video game makes you feel insane because something which you've done/seen before is now suddenly completely dfferent, or no longer works for seemingly no reason.

Jack: So how was Sonic Heros?
Ronald: God, so mixed, it was giving me serious Gamer Dementia!

Jill: Did you get through Hellgate London at all?
Steve: Fuck no, it seemed like I was going insane, stuff was randomly changing!
Jill: Sounds like it was giving you a real case of Gamer Dementia!

by basicallyHal October 30, 2020

Gært

Can either mean: A fart that smells absolutely fucking disgusting, but is’s more commonly used as a cuss word for someone absolutely fucking retarded. It’s origin comes from our lord and savior, Sultan Shah, who once, on his way to his temple, called one of his servants «gært» as he did not bring Sultan’s glasses like he was asked to do. The servant was later decapitated and the word «gært» was written on his tombstone.

You are such a fucking gært!

by PistoPlays January 21, 2021

Dogshit Gamer

The opposite of "God gamer"
Someone who tries really hard but can't figure out even the simplest game mechanics
Also someone who complains about the difficulty and later founds out he plays on easy.

"Fiddiii just admit it,you're the dogshit gamer now"

by forsenStare July 5, 2020

gamerboy80

a fucking bedwars legend who is one of the only legit bedwars players that doesn't use booster and cheat.

i'm bouta play like a gamerboy80.

by nikkunēmu January 18, 2020

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Gamer Girl Bath Water

Do not fall for this false liquid innocent gamer. It is water that has been mixed with the filth and muck of a false prophet, also known as an Egirl or a twitch thot. These false prophets sell their deceitful mixture of fluid to their followers as a way to ensure loyalty. A full dosage of gamer girl bath water(130ml which is the amount of blood required for an erection) will turn the consumer into a mindless subject to the false prophet, a bath water slave. Without further consumption the slavery effect is known to last up to a year. Once the follower is turned into a slave they will consistently donate money to the false prophet. How much money that is being donated is completely up to the false prophet, peoples lives have been financially ruined by false prophets. The false prophet creates the idea that their bath water will improve their followers sex life with cocks too thick for the average vagina and Esports victories that will have them dripping in pus so nerdy that it has braces. Gamer Girl Bath Water can work only on males but it targets specifically male gamer's since, as an oppressed group they are easy to target. Be wary fellow gamer's for Gamer Girl Bath Water is a complete scam.

"nick drank so much Gamer Girl Bath Water and since then he hasn't been the same, it's like all he does is spend time on twitch and donating his money to streamers"

by Scrotum Slayer July 6, 2019