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Gasterhub

Ever been on Pornhub? Because this word GasterHub is meant to have the same purpose as PH, but instead, it's based about 1 person or blue dragon, if you could say that. One day it will have its website, or maybe not. Chances are very, very low.
"Dude 1: Hey, do you know GasterHub?"

"Another dude: No what the hell is that?"

"Dude 1: Actually I have no idea"
by Zeorn May 22, 2022
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Magic: The Gathering

The actual best card game ever created in the known universe. It is a strategy and math game based in various settings, called planes. To win a match of magic you must amass an army of creatures to overrun your opponent, or use other methods like spells. Also everyone who plays will never do drugs because they have no money, except for special cases.
"Bro, Did you see that Magic: The Gathering tournament last night!? It was epic!" "Totally, that burn deck that won was AMAZING!"
by SpikeFurious May 16, 2019
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A dangerous drug synthesized from paper and ink extracts in Switzerland. Addiction occurs nearly simultaneously with the first consumption, and will deplete one's wallet faster than you can say "Tap that freaking Darksteel Colossus, yeah baby".
Magic the Gathering Addict:

Mom: Where's your money?
Nerd: I just spent it on some maj
Mom: wow, that's so sad...
by Freaking Garruk April 6, 2008
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Magic the Gathering

n. a card game published by Wizards of the Coast since the early 90's involving (as implied by the title) "magic" cards
MtG is like fucking card crack for gamers!
by Jassinm September 21, 2004
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magic the gathering

Crack captured in paper form. Actually, the original collectible trading card game, originally released in 1993, still going strong today. Made by Richard Garfield, and published by Wizards of the Coast. Two or more players duel each other using various creatures, spells, and artifacts. The object is to bring each other players life total down to 0 in order to win. This can be accomplished in many ways. It's up to you to decide how to do it. Seeing how over 40 expansion sets have been released over the years, there are almost endless possibilities.

Often ridiculed/stereotyped by chads, along with D&D, Star Wars, and World of Warcraft as the epitome of geekdom. On the contrary, it is known to be played by anyone, and most gamers I've met don't fall into the stereotypes, and in fact, do have a life, have other interests, get laid, etc. Only people with no life like to make fun of people who play games like these. Irony at it's finest.
MTG Player 1: I tap all my lands, and fireball you for 10 damage, you lose!

MTG Player 2: Aww, shit!

Random dipshit: What are you two fags doing?

MTG Player 1: Just got done playing a game of Magic, now we're gonna go hit up a kegger.

Random dipshit: Whaa!? I didn't know you nerds did anything else with your lives but play Magic the gathering

MTG Player 1: Yeah, crazy shit, huh? It's gonna be killer! beer and bitches everywhere! And the best part is everyone going is totally chill.

Random dipshit: No way! can I come?

MTG Player 1: Sorry, chads aren't allowed at this party.
by Anonymous1_2 September 10, 2009
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gather

verb- the act of collecting fruits, berries, and nuts into a satchel of some sort. Someone who performs this act is referred to as a gatherer. Typically humans who are named Wayne or have the surname Wayne tend to be the better gatherers. Such gatherers also gather themselves, their satchels, and many and much moments. Some gatherers in the pop culture world include Wayne Brady and Satchel Paige.
Steinberger: gather yourselves, gather your satchels, gather many and much moments
by CPsen10rs August 21, 2010
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W.D. Gaster

W.D. Gaster is a character from the game that made it to the top game lists of 2015, Undertale. This character is very rare and hard to find unless you have a certain software. There have been many theories about W.D Gaster such as him being Sans and Papyrus's dad. There are other theories such as him being Sans and Papyrus mixed together, or being a scientist that created Sans and Papyrus. He is called W.D. Gaster is because he speaks in WingDings (W.D.)
W.D. Gaster is the secret character in Undertale.
by PokemasterDude May 19, 2018
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