by dusty December 24, 2004

Gargoyles are stone carvings said to come alive at night and protect you. Usually perched somewhere high.
by Oof_hi December 10, 2019

When a chick gives a guy a blowjob while he is standing and she is squating in front of him. After he comes, she lets the jizz run out of her mouth like a perched gargoyle with rain water draining from its mouth.
by Follows Herons August 8, 2006

Referring to any individual that is ugly!
by Mika1702 February 7, 2003

a stone statue that in fantasy is said to be a strong demon creature that can glide but not fly and at sunrise must roost and become stone.
by Anonymous September 26, 2003

The act getting into a perched position and masturbating. This position is usually reserved for advanced levels.
by neelzo September 27, 2008

a fat person with a fat face
by gomer February 28, 2004
