Barse Fapping

this is a guy who has an unhealthy obsession with trolling bus enthusiasts. basically people like Dono-vanLimS. use with capital S for added effect.

ah, MANBSPSingaporeBuses is posting shit again. another case of the Barse Fapping

by Singapore Buses May 10, 2020

slippy stiffy flapping

Combining Viagra and Red Bull to increase sexual performance and stamina. Then creating a small retaining pond with a bed by rolling up blankets and placing them near the edges of the bed and then laying plastic over it so liquid won't run out. Then filling the small pond with several bottles of baby oil and stiffy flapping in the home made pond of oil.

Slippy stiffy flapping with that Victorias Secret model last night was the greatest night of my life.

by JakeMontana February 12, 2017

Fapping

To jack off or masturbate.

Man i was fapping last night and totally jizzed all over my hands.

by liemmm March 3, 2009

flapping vagina

A superlative form of "pussy", referring to a weak, cowardly or excessively whiny. Can also be used as a verb - flapping one's vagina.

See also big flapping vagina.

I don't care if you're hurt - get back in the game, you flapping vagina.

Verb form:
Person 1 - I don't feel like going out tonight. I've got a ton of things to do, and I have a headache, and the bars are too smoky, and I don't have any clean clothes, and....
Person 2 - Your vagina is flapping - get ready and LET'S GO!

by bws55 October 12, 2007

brb fapping

Sarcastic expression usually used after someone links to pics involving NSFW activities. Commonly seen on vulgar IRC channels, forums, WoW perverts. BRB FAPPING stands for "Be right back, masturbating"

<MEGANOMA> hey dude, look at these pics.
<macondo> BRB FAPPING

by nalita June 30, 2008

strategic fapping

fapping before sex to last longer, or during finals when you don't have time to have sex.

Ted: I beated off twice this morning.
Henry: WAT THE wats wrong w/ you
Ted: cuz i know i won't have time to bone tonight or like tomorrow cuz of finals. gotta clean my pipes so i can concentrate in the library, very strategic fapping on my part

by Jedathon March 30, 2011

flapping cheeks

What you get when you blow a prodigious fart. Your cheeks flap in the breeze.

Madelaine sure has a bad case of flapping cheeks today. You'd best stand in front of her when you ask her out.

Heap Big Chief Flapping Cheeks was a flatulent donkey who amused many people with his hind end.

by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005