Funtley

A Small Village in Hampshire

Every village has an Idiot but Funtley in Hampshire is a whole village of idiots. Situated just outside the sophisticated market town of Fareham, Funtley resembles a dog turd hiding down a back alley tying not to be trod in .
The average IQ of a Funtley resident is around 62, making Funtley the most densely populated thick Fuck area in the uk. This dumbness can be experienced in full effect at the local retarded social club, The Futley Social Club and Spa where the locals wonder round punching, biting and fucking each other while trying not to spill there Ale.

Wow i like my girls thick but those bitches are so funtley

by Mungo45 January 29, 2015

furtle

Move something around a little, to pick at something. Usually in reference to something trivial

A cork that is nearly out of a wine bottle:

"just furtle around with it a bit, it'll come out."

A person picking a scab:

"don't furtle, you'll make it bleed."

by noofus April 27, 2006

Fuscle

1. a shape similar to a muscle formed out of a strange combination of muscle and fat.
See Fuscular

The guy from Coheed and Cambria has alot of fuscles.

by BruceT January 3, 2008

Fistler

Fisting + nazi salute = fistler.

Fisting your "partner", then once wrist deep you quickly extend your hand.

I thought I was deep, then a pulled a fistler. Then I was truly deep.

by hedoublehockeysticks April 16, 2010

fustercluck

A group activity that results in pure stupidity.

A whole bunch of people hoping on the good foot and doing the bad thing

YOu guys are the biggest group of fusterclucks I have ever scene.

Now that we are all here lets fustercluck!

by William Nichols April 1, 2004

fussle

Untoned muscle. A blend of fat and muscle . What an overweight guy has when he lifts weights and continues to eat like a glutton. fuscle

The fat dude has been lifting weights....his arms are all fussle.

by slick sal June 14, 2005

fustercluck

an annoying or bothersome person

stop being such a fustercluck

by jack_hammer December 7, 2015