fuckless bird: "🐣"

The Fuckless Bird, aka The Little Bird With No Fucks, is a little bird who just doesn't have any fucks. The Fuckless Bird is represented by the Hatching Chick Emoji: 🐣

Jenny: "Hey, Andy, I'm sorry I missed dinner last night and didn't call. Can I make it up to you somehow?"

Andy responds with the fuckless bird: "🐣"

or

Andy: "Did you guys hear that they are doing a limited time re-release of Titanic in movie theaters?"

Everyone responds with the fuckless bird: "🐣"

by Hollywood85 December 28, 2016

fucklessness

fuck-less-ness (n): the state of having no sex, or lack of fuck.
Nookieless

1.his fucklessness started when he stopped using deoderant
2.becasue i left my whore, im in a constant state of fucklessness
3. Thanks to your moms fucklessness, i couldnt get any last night.

by Jizzle the homie shizz nit August 8, 2004

Funkless

The complete lack of funk in a person, place, thing, or activity.

At a dance club: Hey look at this funkless hipster dancing the breadstick. See Elaine Benes.

Listening to music: Although the concerto was a masterful demonstration of counterpoint, it was overwhelmingly funkless.

by B Everything August 11, 2011

funkleheimer

a word used when 'fuck' is not appropriate. commonly said when you begin to say fuck but end up saying 'funkleheimer'.

"you stupid motherfu-funkleheimer!"
said once you begin to say 'fuck'.

by daniel knight July 7, 2003

holy fuckles its knuckles

the best phrase a human could use

what if you wanted to go to heaven, but god said
"holy fuckles its knuckles"

by anonymous September 14, 2020

fuckles

Like freckles, but caused by capillaries bursting in one's cheeks when one strains too hard during orgasm.

Damn! Sally must've gotten some serious play last night! Check out 'dem fuckles on her face!!

by Peabody Huxtable Junior Jackson III March 10, 2003

Funkle

An old black uncle who always listens to funk music and has gerry curls. His dog's name is usually something like Bootsy, or Dr. Funkenstein but he may have an iguana instead named Ralph or Gerald. He owns one shirt.

Funkle Marcus can we have ice cream?

Shut yo damn mouth for five minutes and maybe Funkle Marcus will get yo ass a ice cream.

OK.

by Holla@yomayor June 25, 2016