phrase used to express discontent with business policy, usually due to lack of response and change to current business environment.
employee1: "We need to increase production capacity to keep up with current demand. Too bad our company won't invest in system upgrades."
employee2: "Yea, we're just painting the deck furniture, waiting for the Titanic to sink."
employee2: "Yea, we're just painting the deck furniture, waiting for the Titanic to sink."
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by Sidenote October 9, 2006
Get the Moving the furniture mug.My nephew purchased his first adult furniture for his new apartment instead of using the concrete block and plywood tables from college.
by Golf Princess January 14, 2010
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"So me and Carl got home last night and got to assembling some ikea furniture"
"That shit is so hard to put together, right?!?"
"Nah, we had lube. Slid right in and felt great!"
"....what?"
"That shit is so hard to put together, right?!?"
"Nah, we had lube. Slid right in and felt great!"
"....what?"
by Rudy Spagootie July 10, 2018
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by lue_driver May 5, 2005
Get the Cardboard Furniture mug.When at least three guys in the same living arrangement have gotten on the same girl, she is referred to as furniture.
Everyone's been on that piece of furniture.
I got on Sarah last night, since you guys have hooked up with her too I guess that makes her furniture now.
I got on Sarah last night, since you guys have hooked up with her too I guess that makes her furniture now.
by doghunter January 7, 2009
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