fondita fart

A greasy mexican fart, typically occurs after eating mexican food. Often smells like refried beans.

OMG Julie, did you just rip a fart....no Amy, it was a fondita fart - must have been from my lunch.

by La Fondita February 11, 2008

fundie

A Fundamentalist. One who takes the Bible too literally. Some stories in the Bible are not true, they are only meant to prove a point. (Take creation for example. God did NOT create everything in 7 days and 7 nights...the story is there just so you understand that God created everything.)
Usually fundies are so extreme in their religious beliefs that they persecute others that do not believe the same way.

"A Bible in the hand of one man is sometimes more dangerous than a gun in the hand of another." -To Kill A Mockingbird

I hate it when fundies who support Bush are like "Pro-Bush, Pro-Christ, Pro-War, Pro-Life." How can you be both "Pro-War" and "Pro-Christ?"

by *The Boss* September 24, 2008

fundie

fundamentalist. Especially Christian and mainly "non-denominational" and "born again" -- that is, "taken Jesus into his/her heart as his/her 'personal savior'" (saved from?!??) -- Usually pejorative -- used as a negative (as entries at this site show). Often used to express frustration with people who are unwilling to actually debate, especially with regards to religion.

It looks like the fundies are back in the news; this time they're trying to bring prayer back in public schools.

by Exetafus (Culled From the Grave) August 26, 2005

fundie

Person who believes the universe was literally created in 7 days, despite the fact that "day" is a unit of time dependent on the not yet created earth and sun, and time itself cannot exist independent of the not yet created space time continuum. Usually interprets scientific evidence to the contrary of his/her beliefs as Satan's trickery. Suspicious of gaining new knowledge, as it might lead down the road to hell. Typically believes every negative headline is more proof of the impending rapture.

I wonder if that fundie knows the Book of Revelations predicted the fall of the Roman Empire and not the end of the world?

by TPSY December 10, 2006

fundie

1.) an absolute moron, a politically driven imbecile responsible for many embarassing practices of present and past in America including, but not limited to:
-omission, distortion and/or misrepresentation of evolution and other scientific theories and practices
-promotion of integrating religion and religious prejudice into the American government
-intolerance to many groups that conflict with or contradict their beliefs such as:
--atheists/agnostics/non-"born again" Christians
--homosexuals and others with non-heterosexual orientation
--scientists
--independent/progressive thinkers
-racial segregation
-racist lynch mobbing and other related crimes directed against specific races
-protection for those who commit such acts mentioned above (ie. by FILIBUSTERING anti-lynch laws all the way into the 1950s)
-promotion of Nazi-esque policies
-anyone who agrees with the lunatic on www.tencommandments.org
and so on.

2.) an embarassment to America.

If you're not a fundie born-again Christian, you're a failure as a human being.
--Jerry Falwell, a fundie himself

by hash14ultimate November 3, 2005

fundytard

Someone whose religious beliefs (typically Christian) are so illogical, that the person can easily be mistaken for someone with severe mental impairment.

The fundytard continued to insist that the earth was only 6000 years old, even when presented with evidence that proved otherwise.

by KR3000 May 18, 2008

fundie

n. Short for fundamentalist. A person who generally holds to extremely Protestant-Christian, social/moral right-wing ideas. Often associated with the more evangelical denominations of Christianity.

They're all such fundies, it's hard to have an objective, open-minded discussion about any religious issue.

by Bad Grammar Must Die April 2, 2003