Funeral Touting

Also known as Canvassing is the unscrupulous practice of haggling with bereaved persons on the price of funerals outside of hospitals, the house of mourning, sites of accidents and deathbeds in hospitals.

That man standing over there approached me at my mother's deathbed to discuss the price of her funeral. I think he is funeral touting!

by OnlyRealness July 14, 2017

Hobo Funeral

When your hobo friend dies and you hoist him into the Safeway dumpster. Traditional.

Later on I gave him a traditional Hobo Funeral, like he always said he wanted, in the Safeway dumpster.

by yellowhat September 10, 2012

Grandma's Funeral

A term used to describe thoughts that go through someones head to stop from spunking early when having intercourse

Tim constantly had to Grandma's Funeral not to spunk in xtina's butt

by Dumpybrown August 2, 2007

That’s Your Funeral

A way of telling somebody “do what you want but it’s your loss”

Becky: I’ve decided I’m going to get hot pink highlights!
George: welp, that’s your funeral

by Isabel's best friend July 24, 2018

Funeral Procession

When a driver drives so slow that they create a long backlog of cars behind them on a single-lane road. Little old ladies and soccer moms are notorious for these.

My mom made a funeral procession on Rt. 35 today; our car was the hearse and I was the dead man because all my buddies were driving behind me.

by Sid Barrett October 25, 2007

play this at my funeral

A way of showing appreciation of a song.
This phrase is normally used to show that a person found a intentionally bad song funny.

Video - "THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST"
Commenter - "play this at my funeral please"

by sirdefenition June 3, 2017

funeral

A traditional grieving ceremony in which the family of the deceased mourns the loss of a $5,000 casket.

Billy, I know grandpa was a Nazi, but make sure no one else knows that at his funeral.

by PinocchiOpiate February 18, 2007