Fucher

The Fucher originated in Iraq and was used by the Iraqi to kill United States Marines. It was created by angry Iraqi Scientists.

A gardening tool that is now illegal because of its use by Iraqis as a weapon.

Watch out for crazy Iraqis with Fuchers!

by PissedMarine May 1, 2011

felcher

when a man ejaculates sperm on someone ass, then sucks it up with a straw, to clean up the mess.

"OMG, lauren loves felchers!"
"Jimmer gives felchers to men, all the time! hes the felcher master!!"

by Cassieeee January 14, 2007

necrophiphi felcher

If you split the word into two different meaning it is easier to understand. A Necrophiphi is a person who has sexual intercourse with a deceased body. A Felcher is a male who has anal sex and when he releases seamen into the male/females anus then licks the semen with or without a spoon out of the anus

"I heard that Malcom is a Necrophiphi Felcher" said john
"ya he totally licked the cum out of that dead guy" said joe

by Malcom12345 February 24, 2014

filcher

Engaging in anal sex, then proceeding to ejaculate into your partner's ass, afterwards sucking out the semen from their ass with either a bendy or twirly straw.

Dang dude, last night I heard Bingham filched his grandma! He's such a filcher...

by Mark Becker December 27, 2007

felcher

Someone who sucks semen out of an anus.

Faggots are usually felchers

by Rolls A Lot May 5, 2005

penguin felcher

Basically someone who felches penguins. Although this sounds easy, sucking the felch out before it freezes is extremely difficult. Penguin felchers are held amongst the highest ranks of felchers.

Mark is a real penguin felcher.

by Pat the felcher May 20, 2006

discount felcher

Being paid to felch and then spit all of the depositor's material back into his mouth, but instead of performing the service, the felcher swallows most of the said material.

Boy, that gray-haired dude from Long Island's in a heap of trouble; that gay bartender wants his head for being a discount felcher.

by Half Full September 3, 2010