fucko

a term used by lovers in a joking or serious way.

lover 1: “thinking about things.”
lover 2: “think about this dick fucko”

by jemstonecave July 3, 2021

Fukboy

"A ‘fukboy’ is a man who sleeps with women without any intention of having a relationship with them or perhaps not even like them at all. The Rico Suave ones, will ask you what are your looking for the next day. Then tries to call you clingy, even when that's not the case.” Get in the boat with the rest of the Ratchets!

I wasn't dumb I could see straight through his fukboy intentions!

by MISSK1982 December 20, 2018

fuckonese

Used by typical fat, stupid, wife beating, sister fucking, football watching, racist, illiterate redneck Americans to refer to every language other than American English. Also commonly used to refer to other forms of English which, although very similar, are incomprehensible to the small-brained, inarticulate, uneducated American male, who enjoys saying the word 'fuck' as much as possible, in as many forms as possible.

"Well fuck, I don't know what the fuck they speak in England, but in America, pilgrim, it ain't that fuckonese shit... Fuck!"

"Well I'll be fucked if I know what kind of fuckonese you're talking... I mean, fuck!"

by garan garan February 9, 2007

fucko

Pretty self-explanatory. But just in case you need a description a fucko is some stupid person who pisses you off cause he's an idiotic prick, who rarely if ever uses his head. Stay away from fuckos, they usually end up hurting you.

~"I'm tired of you being such a fucko"
~"That fucko better not touch you or else they will suffer my wrath!"

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by an idiot defines... May 10, 2020

fukboi

Those boys that wear Nike socks just above the ankle, and try way too hard to pull a chick. (Usually by offering to take them to Starbucks to buy them a Pumpkin Spice Latte.)

Girl #1: "Ugh, Jessica, Ben texted me todaaay.."

Girl #2: "Omg Nikki, why do you seem sad? HE'S HOT!!!"
Girl #1: "What the actual frick, Jess.. Haven't you noticed? BEN IS A FUKBOI."

*the second girls phone buzzes and she picks it up*
Girl #2: "W-What the fuck, Ben just texted me too.. Asking me to meet him at Starbucks tonight so he can buy me a PSL.."
Girl #1:"He said that to me too, just ignore him. Fucking fukbois *rolls eyes*"
Girl #2: "Yeah heheh.. Fukbois.."

LATER, Girl#2 decides to meet with fukboi Ben, and notices that she came an hour early, but Ben was already there.

Girl #2: "Hey Beeeen.. (;"
Ben: *stutters but tries to seem cool* u-uhh.. Hey .. Courtney.. ?"
Girl#2: " It's Jessica. *eye roll and smile*
Ben: *still stuttering* oh yeah. Uhm, yo-youre early? Heheh.. *gulp*
Girl #2: "yeah, sorry about the mix up, I-"

GIRL NUMBER ONE WALKS OUT FROM THE STARBUCKS BATHROOM TO GO BACK TO BEN. BUT THEN SHE SEES GIRL #2?!?!? SHE CAME?!?!! THEY FIGHT ABOUT TELLING EACHOTHER NOT TO COME, AND THEY BOTH DEFEND THEMSELVES BY SAYING THEY BOTH JUST WANTED A FREE PUMPKIN SPICE LATTE. THEY NOW HATE EACHOTHER, AND BEN IS STILL A FUKBOI TRYING TO PULL GIRLS WITH PSL'S. THE END.

by DynamicObserver December 26, 2015

Fuckoffer

Fuckoffer (fuk'off'er) 1. Anyone who tells another to "fuck off" 2. The offer in which a person asks another to have sexual intercourse 3. A symbol or metaphor that rejects or insults

The security guard was a real fuckoffer.

or

She gave me a fuckoffer at dinner last night.

or

The Stay Out sign on the door was a deffinate fuckoffer.

by TJH420 April 20, 2006

Fuckowl

Fuckowl, the definition of a wanker, whom no one likes but is under the impression everyone loves them.

"Did you see Daemo?"
"Yeah man he's such a Fuckowl"

by Wombie February 18, 2009