funtard

A retard that's fun to be with. Typically a close friend acting under the influence of alcohol.

Sheree, you funtard, stop stirring your own puke.

by Soapeh September 5, 2008

fuktardish

To act in the manner of a fuktard

Skia, that is so fuktardish.

by Smokehouse December 10, 2004

Fustard cream

Take a custard cream and a bit of fudge, place the fudge on the custard cream and eat.

Do you want a fustard cream?

by Bob the friendly alligator ghost April 27, 2007

fuktard

fuktards are halfbreed nuthuggers homothugs who generally front run on a bandwagon pro,college sports team.

A few examples are the Dallas Cowboys, Notre Dame, La Lakers, and every fucking lousy team located in New York or North Jersey.

Spike Lee is a fuktard behind a camera. George W Bush is a fuktard who would look nice with a homohawk

by shaunjohn December 3, 2010

Fuctard

A person who is "Fucked In the Head". A person who has a messed up view of the world.

Really? You are going to make fun of the guy with one leg who fought for your freedom? Are you that much of a fuctard?

by drakegreene June 23, 2012

Fuktard

A complete idiot that is so remarkably stupid that they make you extremely angry.

Can also be used as a descriptive term as is "fuktarded" or "fuktardingly"

I can't believe it! Carlos is such a fuktard that he just makes me want to scream!

or

Why would he put a bunny on that car as a hood ornament? That is so fuktarded!

by GraFiXo May 13, 2009

Fuktarded

The Past tense of fuktard

by Anonymous August 7, 2003