total fuckup

One who screws up constantly and never learns from their mistakes.

Johnny is a total fuckup because he never does anything right.

by cman234 April 16, 2016

freudian fuckup

When you're trying to prove something to someone and immediately do something to prove how right they are and just how wrong you are.

Girlfriend: (Crying) You need to get your shit together. I love you and can help you, because you're not doing very well on your own!

Me: I'm an independent adult capable of making my own choices. I don't need your help or opinion to get through the day. (Immediately drops a full can of wet cat food in between the couch cushions.)

Girlfriend: Classic Freudian Fuckup.

by Myascape September 21, 2020

na me fuck up

a regrettable moment you realize you should've stayed in your lane

Bro: "She messed you up real bad"
Me: "Nah man, na me fuck up"

by duramos October 4, 2019

fuckupism

A way of life endorsed by many, most often fueled by the chronic use of a substance, leading to a pathetic series of failures and self-denigration.

My devotion to the fuckupism lifestyle was concurrent with a bottomless daily cocktail of vodka and Vicodin.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 11, 2018

fuck up a bag

To run through money, spend a lot of money.

Let’s fuck up a bag today? I’m trying to fuck up a bag

by Moët Mills November 17, 2017

Fuckruptcy

A situation in which someone has taken out a loan on fucks and then defaulted, because they've given too many fucks to ever repay.

"Dude. my girl just dumped me AGAIN and I--"

"Profoundest apologies, my friend, but I fear I am unable to give a fuck about your tale of woe: you see, I've had to declare fuckruptcy in the wake of giving too many fucks about your shit last week."

by Mollena May 23, 2013

Fuckupery

A state of one having screwed up so very badly through laziness or frivolity that one's resulting future reputation suffers directly from his or her inherent ability to mess up the easiest of actions.

The extent of my roommate's fuckupery is astounding; not only does she sleep until 5:30 every afternoon and miss her classes, but her nights are consumed by watching anime and reading Harry Potter fan fiction until she goes to sleep to start the whole cycle all over again.

by Platinum Myst May 10, 2007